So you break up with Douchehurst and catch Still Looking on the rebound. Way to go!
Originally Posted by Fletchlives
Tha poor fella kin have 'er. She never paid tha ol' tuna can no durn ah-ten-shun. Always tuckered out frum doin' tha horizontal mambo wif all her gentleman callers. Then she gits all werked up when Ah tried ta get muh own pipes cleaned out. No way, Jose-lita. Whut's good fer tha goose is a-good fer tha gander. Hell, she still called meh up fer ta haid on over ta cuddle an' warm 'er bed, then she kicked meh outta bed soon as Ah farted in mah sleep an' started ta snore. C'mon, now! Ah wuz a-sleepin'! Ah wuzn't responsible! Hell, fool meh oncet, shame on yoo. Fool meh twice, shame on meh! Ain't gonna be no goldurn thurd time, ya l'il Jezebel!