Best Movie Sex Lines

Also from Cruel Intentions...

"You can put it anywhere."

"I don't make love, I just fuck...hard...Come, I want to show you my playroom." - Christian Grey, Fifty Shades of Grey

Can't narrow it down to one line.
The Penis Song - The Sweetest Thing

http://youtu.be/69mermWNac8

"Oh yeah! Well I haven't had this much sex since I was a boy scout leader!"

Leslie Neilson - Naked Gun 2 1/2

Excuse me while I whip this out!!!
Blazing Saddles. Originally Posted by Aghorn

This has to be winner. There are several great lines in this movie. The movie was on last week laughed till I cried.

Fixed that for you. M

[YOUTUBE)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqG75UhN6yo(/YOUTUBE] Originally Posted by Daktari

Daktari when trying to do a you tube video all you need to do is put everything after the = sign in between the youtube brackets so for example this fqG75UhN6yo goes between the brackets



BTW great clip Redd foxx is fucking hilarious

James Bond 007: Octopussy
Vijay: “I hear the Island is exclusively for women, no men allowed.”
Bond: “Sexual discrimination, I will definitely have to pay it a visit.”

Suck me beautiful - American Pie

"Size matters not."

Yoda - The Empire Strikes Back

Casino Royale

Vesper Lynd: If the only thing left of you was your smile and your little finger, you'd still be more of a man than anyone I've ever known.


James Bond: That's because you know what I can do with my little finger...

And from Monty Python and the Holy Grail:

DINGO: Oh, wicked, bad, naughty, evil Zoot! Oh, she is a naughty person, and she must pay the penalty -- and here in Castle Anthrax, we have but one punishment for setting alight the grail-shaped beacon. You must tie her down on a bed and spank her!
GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking!
DINGO: You must spank her well. And after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like. And then, spank me.
VARIOUS GIRLS: And spank me. And me. And me.
DINGO: Yes, yes, you must give us all a good spanking!
GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking!
DINGO: And after the spanking, the oral sex.
GIRLS: Oral sex! Oral sex!
GALAHAD: Well, I could stay a BIT longer...

[Chris Knight is trying to hit on Susan, a beautiful woman he finds in Professor Hathaway's house]
Chris Knight: So, if there's anything I can do for you - or, more to the point, *to* you - just let me know.
Susan: Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight: Not right now.
Susan: A girl's gotta have her standards.
[She walks out]

"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing AstroTurf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days." — Crash Davis (Kevin Costner), Bull Durham