Happy Day, Mother Earth!

Me? Who? Not really upsetting me other than my hope that type of commentary isn't undisputed. Hope your chain isn't cranking your driveshaft overmuch.

*smooches* Originally Posted by Kit-4-Kat

You start the thread with a feel good, luvy sentiment - kudos to you Miss.

Only to end with a denial of frustration with uncalled-for poison:

"Hope your chain isn't cranking your driveshaft overmuch."

Sell crazy some place else. We are all stocked up here.

i wonder if the displaced peoples of Japan and North Carolina or wherever feel like celebrating Earth Day.

A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat,
and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA .

There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She
wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started
to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a
spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid
down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.

In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She
told him she was an environmentalist, a democrat, and an anti-hunter
and asked how could she get all the splinters removed. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.

She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The
angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then
told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental
Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land
Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a
"recreational area" so close to a waste treatment facility. I'm
sorry, but due to ObamaCare they turned me down."

Fuck the earth! We're all gonna die! What has it done for me lately anyhow?

There's this golden cheeked warbler who likes a tree in my back yard. I'm gonna cut down the tree with a gas-powered chainsaw, burn the green branches and eat that fucking bird for lunch! And then go piss motor oil on the Edwards Aquifer recharge zone!

Anybody got any SPF 1000? (I'll check with the Greenpeace, tree-hugging, ultraliberal, eco-terrorists next door)



That this thread became "passionate" is pretty damned funny. imho! If you hate this rock so much, why not put it on IGNORE? Chit, I guess you already have! "EARTH: Love it or leave it!" Got a ring to it, eh?

I don't know that Earth Day is a "celebration" anymore than the Great American Smokeout is. I also believe we shouldn't have to designate one day a year to remind us how fragile our environment is, we should be ever mindful of it -- no matter whether you believe we should be drilling more wells, putting up more nukes or building more wind farms. Without it, we ain't got chit! So many of us already actively practice reuse and recycling here on ECCIE. In fact, I'm thinking about reusing the route to one of my ATFs right now!

I guess that's why they teach Earth Science to students K-12, and have since I was in school ... now that they've done away with Thomas Jefferson, there's going to be even more time for that. But that's definitely another disussion!

Forget tree HUGGING.

Give a tree a blowjob today!

Hey Kit-4-Kat I think Saj might have a thing for ya, opposites do attract. You are a tree and he is a dog pissing on a tree, just trying to mark his territory. Love works in mysterious ways.

Appreciate the comments. It just seemed an appropriate day *assignation-wise* to post the "Make Love to the Earth" missive. I couldn't believe where it went! Everybody just sloooooooooow dowwwwwwwn. We don't have to get political or "deep" about every topic, I hope. Volatile ground, at times. I'm past it. I understand.

Put it behind ya' & move on. *exhale*

Pornpet... You're as goofy as me sometimes! LOL Saj1000 may just enjoy making me lose my cool cuz it makes him hot. I dunno, but I did LOL at his joke. hehe

I love to laugh, so let's all leave it at that. You can close my post, Manly Mods.

XOXOX

Kat,

You tried. Good to see that the ole Attack Pack can't be blamed for this one!

sixx

LOL I'm reaching a whole new audience!

Thanks for the laugh, Sixx.

XOXOX

phew!

OK. I just went into my back yard and shot that fucking warbler!

Now I can chop down that Cherry Tree ... no lie!

(PSSST -- don't make any noise... there are baby seals around that want to go clubbing with us!)

Closed by request of the OP.