Turn ons

Women. They know how to act like a lady at Chili's, Pappasitos, Kim Son, Spanish Flower or Chula's. Dressing in heels or tennis shoes. And then have wild sex afterwards.

And they need to have thickness. Not obese and Not super thin. That's a turn on for me.

That and when they go straight to the bathroom to use mouthwash & wash up.

Did I mention using mouthwash and the disposable toothbrush that is there in reach. Use it!! Originally Posted by Italia DiBella

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Peter cotton tail check grrrrr No toliet paper palls in your butt hairs damnit

I guess I'm a naive, sheltered SOB. Are there actually grown men that don't scrub every inch of their bodies, especially the nether regions, before getting naked with a woman?

I guess I'm a naive, sheltered SOB. Are there actually grown men that don't scrub every inch of their bodies, especially the nether regions, before getting naked with a woman? Originally Posted by Sadsack

Unfortunately yes

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Peter cotton tail check grrrrr No toliet paper palls in your butt hairs damnit Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe

What kind of inspection do you do if I may so inquire about this?

wholy shit...... I think I just threw up a little.....

Poor bastard. There's no way you could keep that tumbleweed clean. I bet he drags his ass across the carpet.

Poor bastard. There's no way you could keep that tumbleweed clean. I bet he drags his ass across the carpet. Originally Posted by Sadsack

Hell I thought it was shag carpet poor guy

What kind of inspection do you do if I may so inquire about this?

Originally Posted by Fishpie

I would need therapy after that...

Hell I thought it was shag carpet poor guy Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe

Are you sure it's a guy?
http://funny-wall.com/demotivational...tennis-player/

Turn ons: beauty, brains and "balls" (assertive, assured, certain, confident, decided, decisive, demanding [rarely], firm, forceful [sometimes], forward, positive, self-assured, self-confident, strong-willed).

As the saying goes; "I don't ask for much. I only want the best."

Erin Andrews crying? Two out of three isn't bad.

Oh hell. Could it be female?

wholy shit...... I think I just threw up a little..... Originally Posted by charcoal

About right

Oh hell. Could it be female? Originally Posted by Sadsack

Interesting

What kind of inspection do you do if I may so inquire about this?

Originally Posted by Fishpie

I have a vat of hot wax with your name on it.

What kind of inspection do you do if I may so inquire about this?

Originally Posted by Fishpie