Sex Accidents

Well this was super funny and I won't mention his name, hehe.

But we were on the bed side ways doing doggy as we watched in the mirror. I guess we did not realize that the mattress was moving forward with us. The mattress went sliding off the bed and the two of us went crashing into the dresser trapped between the mattress, bed and dresser. I was in so much pain but couldn't stop laughing.


Another time I was in the process of doing a doubles session. (Again no names) the gent and lady were on the bed. I walked around to the side of the bed, where I was standing to give him a shoulder rub. All of a sudden when he moved is side board of HIS bed came exploding off karate chopping me right in the chin. Talk about pain, I though I broke my leg and had a bruise for weeks!