Dude, you told me yourself you were at a club all night. You reeked of a distillery. What treats came to the phone? Share share care bear because I've been a verified provider since 2010 and nobody ever said I've ever been indiscreet with a clients phone number. I do not EVER call or message a client unless they message me first, then I will answer. Any classy escort will tell you to never call a client you wait till they call you. In fact any lady period will tell you that to not call men to let them call you.
So wtf are you talking about sir?
And yes, I know you had to smell yourself. You know damn well you did NOT shower before you saw me and your dick was pissy it happens when you take it out and put it back in your pants all night and especially when you have been drinking because alcohol goes through you. That's why you take a shower. Lie to yourself if it makes you feel better. But you know you did not shower before you came to see me. Maybe you meant to and just forgot.
The bullshit is your review, Slobbyist. Enough gentlemen know me after 7 yrs on eccie that what you claim about me, nobody not one guy can corroborate anything you said as being a similar incident. OK? I have never in 7 yrs been accused of upsell. I have never in 7 yrs ever had a client complain I was less than enthusiastic bcd. Nobody in 7 yrs has described me anything like the way you described me and I don't even know what you said in the ROS, even not knowing I can tell you I saw enough fallacies to dispute your review. The reviewer right before yours, said my photos look just like me...
Now I'd be embarrassed too if I was you, but,I would have had no reason to have had to tell the truth if you wouldn't have been buzzed up writing fictional accounts of your time with me.