Giant Cock needs a wet home tonight.

Hahahahaha , I give too fucking funny !

I'm booked!

I am *hic* going to report you to the mods for trying to mess with my business. Ladies ignore this one he's all drama and also I heard once he did a bait and switch and Homer showed up instead asking for a sandwich. You should stick with *reliable* local providohobbyists! *hic* Thanks and play safe! Originally Posted by Qziz

You say that like it's a bad thing. That's like buying a ford and them bringing you a BMW out instead.

Homer- The ultimate driving machine.

Who you calling a Ford there Homer ? We've all seen Homer Simpsons car , oil spot in the driveway , and all . Just another low budget imitator ! Man I wish all you losers had a creative bone in your body , so you wouldn't have to copycat my brilliant ideas ! Ladies beware the Yugo in BMTroubleU's clothing !

Who you calling a Ford there Homer ? We've all seen Homer Simpsons car , oil spot in the driveway , and all . Just another low budget imitator ! Man I wish all you losers had a creative bone in your body , so you wouldn't have to copycat my brilliant ideas ! Ladies beware the Yugo in BMTroubleU's clothing ! Originally Posted by The Rover

You have me confused with the gent that post as homersimpson. I am simply homer-The ultimate driving machine.

I sense a new theme coming

Nope I'm thinking the character that says dooooh, and loves sandwiches . Pretty sure I'm not confused . Undoubtably you will change again ! But someone I know likes to throw out a saying about leopards and spots . You are who you are .

<-------Wet home available

Should this thread be in ISO section..lol

Ignore all these posers. Ladies, I have five... no wait, FOUR open bookings. What would you get for that?

I will drape you in the finest black silks. I will travel to the finest Asian nations to attain this silk. Then, I will run my fingers through your hair. I will caress your body slowly and whisper in your ear while I do so. I will tell you such things as, "You are the most beautiful woman in the world" and "Your skin is like the most expensive Swiss chocolate money can buy" and "Your eyes are like windows to paradise," and other romantic things that will make you tremble with desire.

I will hit you doggy-style.

All you have to do is tell me what to do and when to stop. And I promise, you will not want it to stop until the break of dawn.

Bring your body to me now, and I will show you a night of love that you have never known. I will take you to a level that no lover could ever take you. We will be in the atmosphere. I will take you higher and higher, to heaven and even further. We will be love astronauts, colonizing other planets with our passion. We will bump to Jupiter. Grind to Pluto.

Damn.

The next morning, I will cook breakfast for you. I will fry up several eggs, each in a different style for you to choose from. There will be scrambled eggs, fried eggs, boiled eggs, baked eggs and even egg sandwiches. There will be a smorgasbord of taste sensations for your tender lips to enjoy.

I will then pick a beautiful red rose from outside the bedroom window and put it in an elegant glass vase upon your food tray. The tray will be only the finest food tray from the far reaches of the earth.

I will also serve cereal.

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Another proud client of Eccie Appointment Scheduling Services!
Brought to you by the Onion Originally Posted by Qziz

Really?? That's the best you can do??

Should this thread be in ISO section..lol Originally Posted by SweetMiMi

No Ma'am, it shouldn't be. I'm soliciting my services for the ladies. It's called a ThreAD!! I think you are probably familiar with this.

I'm now booked through the weekend, but will post another next week. Thanks for all the PMs.

This is "Not The Rover" and I approve this threAD.

LOL!.... You can always tell the truly successful "providers" from the desperate ones.....

Some of us do quite well with our regulars and have no reason to run a threAd here at all..... We come simply for the entertainment and social interaction.

You boys should work on fattening up a bit (Qziz... You have a good head start on the others)..... You'll find the ladies truly appreciate a few of us that are in shape! (HEY! ROUND is a shape!)

You won't have to come across so desperate here in a public forum.....

Sheesh... you are starting to look like some of those,..,,... ehhh,,... you know what I'm getting at

We are all in shape and have different shapes and sizes. I got a nice pair of tits and most girls are bi. So I am a very attractive choice.

Best ThreAD Ever!

Ignore all these posers. Ladies, I have five... no wait, FOUR open bookings. What would you get for that?

I will drape you in the finest black silks. I will travel to the finest Asian nations to attain this silk. Then, I will run my fingers through your hair. I will caress your body slowly and whisper in your ear while I do so. I will tell you such things as, "You are the most beautiful woman in the world" and "Your skin is like the most expensive Swiss chocolate money can buy" and "Your eyes are like windows to paradise," and other romantic things that will make you tremble with desire.

I will hit you doggy-style.

All you have to do is tell me what to do and when to stop. And I promise, you will not want it to stop until the break of dawn.

Bring your body to me now, and I will show you a night of love that you have never known. I will take you to a level that no lover could ever take you. We will be in the atmosphere. I will take you higher and higher, to heaven and even further. We will be love astronauts, colonizing other planets with our passion. We will bump to Jupiter. Grind to Pluto.

Damn.

The next morning, I will cook breakfast for you. I will fry up several eggs, each in a different style for you to choose from. There will be scrambled eggs, fried eggs, boiled eggs, baked eggs and even egg sandwiches. There will be a smorgasbord of taste sensations for your tender lips to enjoy.

I will then pick a beautiful red rose from outside the bedroom window and put it in an elegant glass vase upon your food tray. The tray will be only the finest food tray from the far reaches of the earth.

I will also serve cereal.

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Another proud client of Eccie Appointment Scheduling Services!
Brought to you by the Onion Originally Posted by Qziz

Damn!!!!!!!!! After reading this threAD I almost wish that I was a provider. But then I believe ALL of the pics on BP are real, I also believe in the Easter Bunny and my fav: Santa Claus

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