A lot of them are stupid as shit. I don't want to start my P4 request "Dear Mistress Garbonzo". I'm already losing wood.
I like the ones that tell me what race you are because I'm easily confused, and also racist. Also I like any provider name that tells me you're sexy. That is something I definitely look for in a sex worker. Rhyming? Also good.
What I'm saying is, I want a provider named Sexy-Mexi Lexi.