I love it when___ I dislike when _____

I love it when I meet a lady for the first time and within a few minutes we feel as comfortable as old lovers.

I dislike when I meet a young lady who is obviously trying very hard to please me, but things just don't click--I feel part disapointed and part guilty.

maybe you just need the right Irish lady...wicked grin...

I love the provider fresh out of a shower
I love it when a provider smells fresh...
I love it when a provider is on time and not a clock watcher.....
I love when the provider gives me the correct address...
I hate a whale pussy... I hate it
I hate when a provider cancels or reschedule ... It gives me blue balls...what ?
I hate bait and switch and she is her sister...
I hate when my GPS babe saying turnaround ... Recalculating because the provider screws me with the address of a grave yard.
I hate waiting outside her door with dick in my hand and she is not answering the phone.
I hate when the Irish girl won't fuck me because I am English.. WTF
I hate this text that i got now..." Hey I got my period today. Want a bng or reschedule .... WTF...Blue balls again.. Originally Posted by HiTechguy

I love when a gentleman maintains eye contact with me before,during and after (of course some positions make this diffcult)
I dislike when a gentleman feels like when an hour passes than their time is up..I understand time restraints but I prefer the gentleman know odds are time with me will usually go over until I know I have left them totally drained and refreshed at the same time

I love it when I still have a slight "high" the next day........
I love it when we both find a way to block out everything else in the world for an hour...
I love it when she remembers me and can't wait to see me...

I hate it when I move south for DATY and she says "Oh, wait, I haven't showered in a couple days"...
I dislike it when she won't stop talking, especially about another client...
I dislike it when time is up when I was having fun...

I love it when I still have a slight "high" the next day........
I love it when we both find a way to block out everything else in the world for an hour...
I love it when she remembers me and can't wait to see me...

I hate it when I move south for DATY and she says "Oh, wait, I haven't showered in a couple days"...
I dislike it when she won't stop talking, especially about another client...
I dislike it when time is up when I was having fun... Originally Posted by tonytiger4u

" I haven't showered in a couple of days" would definitely kll the mood LOL. :P



I love it when a client gives ME a sensual massage .

I dislike it when he gets pissed that he's not 'hard' and seems to think it's all MY fault.

I love it when we are in the same groove.

I hate it when I can see the mechanism working--i.e. when she watches the clock, is obviously pandering to what she thinks I want, or is otherwise less than genuine.

I like it when we can talk about men screwing hot Hookers.

I dislike it when the Dykes can't leave it at that.

I like it when we can talk about men screwing hot Hookers.

I dislike it when the Dykes can't leave it at that. Originally Posted by Jackie S

What if I told you I WAS gay?

So as not to throw the topic off, I like it when gentlemen write/send me e mails to make an appointment and tell me a little ( or more) about themselves so I get a feel for their personality and wants.


I dislike it when someone sends me a text, especially when my ad says NO TEXTS!!

What if I told you I WAS gay?

So as not to throw the topic off, I like it when gentlemen write/send me e mails to make an appointment and tell me a little ( or more) about themselves so I get a feel for their personality and wants.

I dislike it when someone sends me a text, especially when my ad says NO TEXTS!! Originally Posted by alluringava

I don't care what you are so long as you have me down for the 23rd! LOL

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, A pirates life for me!

I don't care what you are so long as you have me down for the 23rd! LOL

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, A pirates life for me! Originally Posted by Still Looking

Oh trust me, I'll have you DOWN. And so will someone else LOL :P


Back on topic, I have DT talent. Working with other girls, they often said to me," Damn, you can swallow that thing deep..." and it came naturally. You just have to relax the throat. Honestly, I learned some techniques when I actually attended this class called Polynesian Oral Sex Techniques at an adult bookstore in San Fransisco. Man, after that class, I could see why the white sailors kept coming back for more when they 'discovered' Tahiti and Hawaii LOL. :P

Oh trust me, I'll have you DOWN. And so will someone else LOL :P


Back on topic, I have DT talent. Working with other girls, they often said to me," Damn, you can swallow that thing deep..." and it came naturally. You just have to relax the throat. Honestly, I learned some techniques when I actually attended this class called Polynesian Oral Sex Techniques at an adult bookstore in San Fransisco. Man, after that class, I could see why the white sailors kept coming back for more when they 'discovered' Tahiti and Hawaii LOL. :P Originally Posted by alluringava

DAMN Ava! I go to Hawaii and asked to get laid and the girls just throw some flowers around my neck! Next time I ask for DT! I'm such an idiot! LOL Thanks for the Intel!

DAMN Ava! I go to Hawaii and asked to get laid and the girls just throw some flowers around my neck! Next time I ask for DT! I'm such an idiot! LOL Thanks for the Intel! Originally Posted by Still Looking

Sheee-it. I actually know some Hawaiian dance moves. One of them is an erotic one about what a woman does to seduce her future husband into marrying her.

Sheee-it. I actually know some Hawaiian dance moves. One of them is an erotic one about what a woman does to seduce her future husband into marrying her. Originally Posted by alluringava

I do a tap dance with my attorney, to entertain the ladies while they're looking over the prenuptial agreement! Does that count? LOL

SL is thincking about his future ex.

SL is thincking about his future ex. Originally Posted by pyramider

I rent to own, but I just never buy! LOL