Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a bitch?
A: Hookers fuck everyone at the party, Bitches fuck everyone at the party except you.
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- 08-26-2011, 01:42 PM
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- 08-26-2011, 02:22 PM
Q: Why do Republican politicians never conduct business on the same websites where online hookers work?
A: Professional courtesy!
A: Professional courtesy!
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- 08-26-2011, 02:23 PM
Q: How many cops does it take to push a hooker down the stairs?
A: None "She fell"
A: None "She fell"
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- 08-26-2011, 02:24 PM
Q: What do you tell a Hooker with 2 black eyes?
A: Nothing. You've already told her twice!
A: Nothing. You've already told her twice!
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- 08-26-2011, 02:25 PM
Q: What's the difference between your job and a Dead Hooker?
A: Your job still sucks!
A: Your job still sucks!
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- 08-26-2011, 02:26 PM
Q: What's the difference between Jello and a Dead Hooker?
A: Jello wiggles when you eat it!
A: Jello wiggles when you eat it!
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- 08-26-2011, 02:36 PM
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- 08-26-2011, 07:33 PM
Q: What's the difference between an onion and a hooker?
A: You don't cry when you chop up a hooker!
A: You don't cry when you chop up a hooker!
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- 08-26-2011, 07:34 PM
Q: What's the difference between a Corvette and a Dead Hooker?
A: I don't have a Corvette in my garage!
A: I don't have a Corvette in my garage!
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- 08-26-2011, 07:35 PM
Q: What do you do if your hooker is running around screaming and bleeding in your hotel room?
A: Shoot her again!
A: Shoot her again!
- safire_sweet
- 08-26-2011, 08:16 PM
I know this may be hard to see but you are on the wrong website I think you meant to go here and talk to someone who can help
Because it is just NOT funny
Because it is just NOT funny
- TexRich
- 08-26-2011, 09:35 PM
I agree I do not think it is funny either.
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- 08-26-2011, 11:47 PM
A guy went to a brothel and asked for a whore that could take 12 inches. The madam gave him her best one, and the guy went in and started banging the hell out of her, but she started screaming that she couldn't take it. So he goes back to the madam and she gives him another whore. Same thing -- he starts banging her and she starts screaming in pain. He's pissed off now and about to leave when the madam begs him to try one more whore; she assures him this whore will be his best fuck ever. So he goes in a dark room and starts banging another chick, and everything's going great; she keeps taking it and he's loving it. Then all of a sudden, she starts foaming at the mouth. The guy gets freaked out and runs out to tell the madam, who brings over the custodian and says "Hey, Frank, the dead one's full again."
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- 08-26-2011, 11:49 PM
Q: How are a lawyer and a prostitute different?
A: The prostitute stops fucking you after you’re dead.
A: The prostitute stops fucking you after you’re dead.
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- 08-26-2011, 11:52 PM
Q: What do you call a dead prostitute?
A: A hoedown!
A: A hoedown!