Escort / no-gfe / YMMV???? What is this?

RegularFemale205's Avatar
You should have paid more attention to MissLovelyLisa's profile. She clearly lists her favorite food as chicken nuggets. People who eat chicken nuggets are very picky.

You need to seek out a provider who's favorite food is pasta.
Pasta lovers are versatile.
anaximander's Avatar
That really sucks, for $$ I would have at least let you touch my hair. Originally Posted by RegularFemale205
Woman you're killing me.
This whole thread has me gasping
for air. Too damn funny.

You guys(and gals) rule
Chica Chaser's Avatar
Did the Appointment take place at the agreed-upon time?: No. not on time. 50 minutes late. she didn't answer her phone for 50 minutes. I left and had to drive back.
Mistake #1. After 50 minutes there would never be an opportunity for mistake #2 to happen (driving back)
She has on her showcase "limited GFE", Lisa-here is your CHANCE to explain what is limted.. thanks
That is enough to make anyone ask, when you do the READING... tooo many ppl DON'T READ the whole advertsing...
I don't think he did his homework and he has to much pride to admit it.
The very first day I seen this on the Alabama board, I ran and added "no greek food" but two desserts with the menu to my showcase.
Not once has the guy admitted to reading the part about LIMITED GFE...
if someone is running late at least give a discount.. damn..
1) Could she then refuse to provide basic requests/services such as talks to please customer, cuddling, and covered services, and the only reason she gave was that she did not want to and we did not click? Could she do whatever she wants as long as she listed escort/no-gfe/YMMV together?

2) Was it fair to me? Did I deserve this?

3) can she call herself escorts? Originally Posted by jim2008
1) In my opinion - no. If you're not even going to get limited service then at MOST give a 50 dollar cancellation fee and take the rest back. That's BS IMO.

2) No, not fair.

3) Yes, but that doesn't mean shit. Obviously.
i have a YMMV as one of my details...dont get me wrong i loooooove sucking dick, but i will say this:
1. i will tell you to get naked, i will look you over, smell you over and then lick you over
2. if hygeine is good, and we are comfortable then its mouth to dick with no questions asked, well except WHERE DO YOU WANT TO CUM DADDY?lol
3. upon my first inspection, if i notice an odor, a pubic afro or just not feeling you, i will let you know upfront THERE WILL BE NO BBBJ or gfe (maybea cbj or l2), and will return that portion of your hard earned money, but thats just me....


theres a reason why girls advertise YMMV...i think its because THEY ARE YMMV
Naomi4u's Avatar
Research is your friend. When the girl has something that says Limited GFE on her showcase and you go in expecting full GFE.. who is to blame? Well.. you.
Jimmyboy, that's some screening process you got there.....hmmmm.....let me see 1) Escort ONLY - check, 2) NO GFE - check, 3) YMMV - check....she's perfect!!

Just what I wanted!! Someone to take my money and be perfectly honest and up-front about it!! Where are you looking?? That was the best you could come up with?? With all the information that is available to you!?!

Good move posting this thread....you should be getting PM's like crazy now!!!
Mature Companion's Avatar
Didn't you get the *hint* when she listed it clearly for you, (escort services, no-gfe, and YMMV). That alone should of been enough to go on. Yet, you chose to see her anyways.

You can't expect something from someone who makes it known.
And yes, a lady can refuse to sit and chit chat, and or to cuddle. That's her choice and as you stated, she said you two did not click.

Yes, it was fair, you deserved it as you went in eyes wide open & knowingly.

Yes, she can call herself an escort if she likes. As it's befitting of the NO GFE/Ymmv all about the money, not about pleasing you, escort persona.

Had you of picked a *companion* who had similar hobby tastes & attitude as your own. You might of had a more enjoyable time.

This adult lifestyle will always be YMMV, with anyone you meet. And when you do click, it can be an enjoyable adventurous journey.
Sadly, you have to meet gals who are in it solely for the money and not for your pleasure. Before you find the gems who are in this lifestyle to enjoy, enjoying pleasing you & herself.





Due to my recent encounter with a provider, I think I need clarification or opinions on: escort services, no-gfe, and YMMV.

If a provider listed these these words together (escort services, no-gfe, and YMMV), I chose to see her, and she counted the donation in front of me and accepted the donation,

My questions:
1) Could she then refuse to provide basic requests/services such as talks to please customer, cuddling, and covered services, and the only reason she gave was that she did not want to and we did not click? Could she do whatever she wants as long as she listed escort/no-gfe/YMMV together?

2) Was it fair to me? Did I deserve this?

3) can she call herself escorts?

Here is my experience. http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=317248 Originally Posted by jim2008
burkalini's Avatar
This thread is fucking weird. I'm sorry but due to your non-gfe attitude I am going to re-route your donation to breast cancer research. WTF If she advertises NONGFE and YMMV your just a dumbass for seeing her at all. That's a flashing sign for I am a all about the money don't care about you at all hooktard.
Old-T's Avatar
  • Old-T
  • 11-03-2011, 04:29 PM
Reading is your friend.

Read ads.

Read reviews.

Actually engage brain before asking for an appointment.

Don't see a redhead and complain that she wasn't blonde.
i agree
hooktard? thats kinda harsh, she does have some good reviews to what seems to be ECCIE Veterans.
Fast Gunn's Avatar
Sorry to hear about your bummer downhill ride, buddy, but it happens and yes, you were robbed.

I think everyone who has been in the hobby has encountered some very bad scenes.

. . . Chalk up your loss to the high cost of education and approach the next session with more caution.



BGBMMFM, Even to me, it is too insulting.

I'd like to donate the money to breast cancer R / D if possible instead of wasting on her.

Again, let me said it again. Money is not important. It was her attitude, her attitude, her attitude,...... The feeling of being robbed..... Originally Posted by jim2008