You might be a redneck...

Fast Gunn's Avatar


. . . Paging Jeff Foxworthy!
Rogue_Gent's Avatar
If directions to your home include "then leave the paved road"
cptjohnstone's Avatar
a few pic's, the jiffy pop is a redneck fire alarm
And ew! lol Originally Posted by Paven
Dont ya wish we was kuzins, lol
  • Paven
  • 03-10-2012, 10:12 PM
Dont ya wish we was kuzins, lol Originally Posted by acp5762
Having a grandpa/dad! Blech!
Sweet N Little's Avatar
omg Captjohnstone, that map was HILARIOUS!!!!

...the beer truck delivers door to door in your neighborhood.
...most of your family has appeared on "Cops"



Fast Gunn's Avatar
. . . You may be a redneck if an abandoned car rusting on your front lawn is only considered to be lawn furniture!


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  • Doc69
  • 03-11-2012, 08:56 AM
If you have a home that is mobile, and 10 cars that are not.

If you see a sign that says "Say NO to crack" and it reminds you to pull up your jeans.
Sweet N Little's Avatar
...For your anniversary you take your wife to dinner at the Wal-Mart snack bar.

..The biggest sign on your place of business says "Minnows!"

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If a couple moves from Texas to Oklahoma and then get divorced, are they still brother and sister?
Sweet N Little's Avatar
..You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.

...You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

..Your Uncle Bob died peeing on an electric fence.


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Redneck heaven on earth.

Enjoy yourself.

Be safe.

Stay cool.

Just like Setty.
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  • CJ7
  • 03-13-2012, 05:21 PM
you ARE a redneck if ..


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  • Paven
  • 03-13-2012, 05:24 PM
These are all good ones! lol
If your family tree grows straight up and don't branch out....

If your dad walks you to school cause your in the same grade.....