How Do You Masturbate?

I typically do it at the computer desk, watching porn. Always have a soft clean towel ready. I sometimes use a male "toy," but mostly my hand. The toy is very good at giving me hard orgasms. But I don't over use it.

I can go on and on about this subject; but for me, it all depends:

I usually squeeze one off at least once a day in the shower... sometimes switching to a southpaw stance to change it up -- nothing fancy; just a nice mental image, some soap and bing-bam-boom.

Every once in a while, I'll use lube and take my time. This usually starts because I have someone on my mind and it's all I can do to relieve the pressure. This is when I'll become more creative and start using both hands to emulate oral or various other things that a woman might do.

I've also come to find (no pun intended) that it's best, at least for me, to stay focused on one particular woman or position when I get near the end, otherwise I have a lackluster finish. Nothing is worse than jerkin for a long period of time, only to get a "meh" finish... that bastard should erupt like a volcano followed by a cold beverage and nap.

I have the internet, so obviously I also watch porn. I tend to be frustrated by gonzo porn, because it's very repetitive and the hell is up with all the close-ups? I would often go to retro porn as backup -- I just prefer the direction of older porns -- but things tend to get lost in translation between the video quality and the amount of hair. Also, sometimes I'll start to wonder what they look like now or if they're still alive... and down goes the ship.

Having said that, I've really been getting into solo girls or lesbian action, because you get to see all the curves and such without the male body in the way. POV can be fun as well, and if I have time I'll actually watch an entire Storyline porn all the way through -- some are actually pretty funny or entertaining, especially with company. The parodies always grab my attention, as cheesy as they are. It's like I appreciate the effort they made lol.

Been hearing allot about fleshlights, but I don't know... something in my brain tells me it's not for me. The 'real dolls' kind'a freak me out as well. They almost look too real... like a dead body or something... bleh.

I enjoy watching a woman play with herself, but it's hard to keep from diving right in. I need to work on my self control I suppose. Funny thing about it: I've been with some freaky chicks before and the stuff they would say/do... but good luck trying to get them to play with themselves in front of you. Boggled my mind. I'm assuming it's a self image or trust thing -- don't like being on display; lack of control? Not sure. Either way, I prefer when they're on their stomach, with their butt slightly in the air. Nice.

I remember the first time someone asked me to jerk-off: I didn't get the appeal (I'm not large by any means) but I did it anyways and when I saw her reaction, I have to admit, it was pretty damn hot. It gave me this surge of confidence and esteem.

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sixx

For me, I like to think I have somewhat mastered this art. I can bring myself to a climax without actually ejaculating. Of course, this takes a lot of concentration and physical/mental control. The benefit is, when I do finally "fully" climax it's very intense. In fact, on occasions I have actually done this during sex, but of course, the little head usually takes over and I just say "to hell with it." :-) to accomplish this during sex, the woman has to know what I am doing and be willing to be perfectly still, allowing me to do all the movement because the slightest movement will push me over the edge, but never fear, the subsequent climax is usually just minutes away. :-D

Usually by coaxing my SO into a deep throat 'mouth hug'! That's rare though. Otherwise, the POV BJ videos on www.3movs.com are awesome.

I LOVE to Masturbate! My new years resolution is to cut back lol. I have a magic wand that I use at the beginning of everyday, and also before bed. Cumming before bed always makes me sleep sooo good! And I do love Porn. I watch it everyday as well.

xoxo Kourt

Usually with some young asian's mouth..

Reminds me of a joke I once heard:
A man and his wife go to the Adult theater to watch the latest XXX movie. About 15 minutes into the move the wife leans over and says to her husband, " Honey the guy next to me is masturbating!"
Her husband answers, "just ignore him. He will be finished in a few minutes!"
To which his wife replies, "I can't, he is using my hand!!!"

Ok, ok......it was funny way back when I first heard it!!!!

Spacemtn
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Reminds me of a joke I once heard:
To which his wife replies, "I can't, he is using my hand!!!" Originally Posted by Spacemtn

OMG SPACE!!!!!

LMAO!!!!!!!!!

I like to suck and lick on the clit and dato while the female is toying herself

I fantasize about Maxeen Monroe palying with her vibrators and jerk myself senseless!! LOL...

I fantasize about Maxeen Monroe playing with her vibrators and jerk myself senseless!! LOL...

so nice he said it twice!!!

I use the over the shoulder boulder holder method.

I watch my porn on redtube. I like casting couch, 18 year old, latina, POV, creampie, blowjob scenes

sixx Originally Posted by sixxbach

You like blowjobs! Who woulda known! ROFLMAO Sorry Sixx, couldn't resist.