EXCUSES MARRIED MEN CAN USE - on WEEKENDS!

I don’t go to gym or golf, so it limits my sneaking around a bit. What I use or have used:

Have to go to work to catch up (use this a lot)
Mechanic for car or boat
Look at tires
Shopping I use a lot. SO won’t usually tag along
Have to work late

I need more viable excuses.

Just tell her you are going to boinck a hot MILF.

Need to get the vehicle washed and polished.
(Emphasis on polished) Originally Posted by Unique_Carpenter

I've always thought a provider who set up shop next to an oil change place would be perfect (there's an extended stay hotel next to the NTB in southwest Fort Worth).

To the question at hand, the problem for a some guys, I think, is that they are so set in their patterns that any deviation draws maybe not necessarily suspicion, but at least a question or two.

If I told my wife I was taking up golf, for example, there's no way she'd believe me. Unlike some guys, I can't plausibly "go look at a boat some guy is selling on craigslist" or spend two hours at Home Depot.

Before I got my current job, I couldn't plausibly say I was going into work. Now, I go into work on weekends, and, afterwards, I have the freedom to "go into work."

The bottom line is that whatever excuse you make, it has to be compatible with your behavior patters, OR you need to work into it gradually.

I usually tell her. I’m going Kimono shopping.

Going to the gun range works for me

These are good !!! I want more !!! Give me some more funny ones and some more

real ones !!!! You guys rock ! Thank you !

Hysterical ! Wtf???!!!!

Excellent points Sir Lance ! yep ! I think you are right ....
They can't deviate from regular patterns ....
Wow ! I'm so so glad I'm not married !!!

Poor guys !!! I feel for you !!! :/

Simple, going beaver hunting. That way it wouldn't be a lie.

I have a friend who is a hunting guide that has two clients that fly out with their chosen providers for the trip. They stay in their yurts and fuck all weekend while this guy goes out and gets paid to hunt. They get their pictures taken with a dead animal and success! Hop on the jet and head back home.

Funny haha

Continuing education, women’s studies.
Understanding the Feminine Mystique”

As amusing as this post is, I must point out that while I'm not married and have no roots to hold me down, I wish we lived a lot closer to each other because, ma'am, you are BREATHTAKING! I'd love to play with you if time and distance weren't such an issue for me.

Thankfully I don't have to use them since the wife likes to hobby with me(I know, lucky bastard) but I would think playing poker(or poke her) would be a good one. Originally Posted by Lickidysplit1

arent you a lucky guy lol

I play poker a lot. So I go to a local home game -- and if I lose a couple hundred it works out perfect for missing funds as well.