Turn offs

Love it Ms Elena, have to agree wash it!

I don't drink period when I'm working because I want to have all of my senses working 200% and I don't need to drink in order to have a good time with my clients.

But, if we're talkin about turn offs........men, when you go pee before coming to see me or after arriving at my location, WASH YOUR DICK and HANDS AFTER YOU PEE. That's all I'm sayin.

Oh and don't go overboard with the cologne. I'd like to be headache free when I'm with you.

Thanks! Originally Posted by MsElena

Ummmm......yeah. But, I will give you one. Originally Posted by MsElena

Oh Boy! Then we'll DFK!

NOT!NOT!NOT!

It is kind of a turn off when the provider undresses and has a dick. I suck it a little bit anyways and then bend over for the finale but she is not going to touch my dick. Originally Posted by cobraguy

I can't believe no one commented on the funniest post I've ever seen in this forum.

(Ironically, I was in the bathroom reading this on my smartphone...

Heres a tip: Avoid suddenly bursting into laughter in the restroom; it makes people nervous!)

But, if we're talkin about turn offs........men, when you go pee before coming to see me or after arriving at my location, WASH YOUR DICK and HANDS AFTER YOU PEE. That's all I'm saying!

Thanks! Originally Posted by MsElena

But what do I do about those guys at the office who get upset when they catch me washing my junk in the sink?

(Usually I just growl at 'em and tell 'em to mind their OWN business!)

I can't believe no one commented on the funniest post I've ever seen in this forum.

(Ironically, I was in the bathroom reading this on my smartphone...

Heres a tip: Avoid suddenly bursting into laughter in the restroom; it makes people nervous!) Originally Posted by TheAdmiral

ESPECIALLY when you burst into laughter with your dick in your hand? LOL!

ESPECIALLY when you burst into laughter with your dick in your hand? LOL! Originally Posted by newyorkboy

No doubt! That normally happens on dates!

I tip extra if they can keep a straight face....

Admiral,

Then when you arrive at my location, ask to use the restroom. A wash cloth, soap (unscented), hand towel and baby wipes are available for use. But, keep in mind that if you show up already cleaned up, the lady will think more highly of you because you put more thought into how you wish to come across to her.

Just my 2 cents worth.

Oy. I was just joking.

I too value cleanliness, and always try to extend the same courtesy.

Uh, I'm kind of thinking that you should strive for cleanliness, even if not about to attend a meeting so to speak. I guess there are some sick bastards out there that don't give a you know what, but come on. Take care of yourselves people! Make it fun for both parties, that's what it's all about!

Just not interested in that kind of dirty girls or in being that type of dirty old man. Got my own dirty old man gig going. And soap and water are A-ok in my gig.

Admiral,

Darlin', I knew you were joking. You don't know my sense of humor yet, but you soon will. I think nothing but good things about you, until you give me reasons to think bad things (in a good way)about you.

I just carry a can of what ever type of room freshener she likes and go with that. Gotta be careful cause it does kinda sting the old salad tosser.

I am a big guy, and I shower on a daily basics, some times twice a day, but before I see a provider, I make sure that I am clean.

Also, like MsE, I want to have my wits during this transaction.

I had one provider show up for an outcall, and when I met her at the door she smelt like she just smoked a doobie. I didn't even let her in my house. I don't do that in my home and I am not going to let anyone who does in either. She made a little scene on the porch, and I reminded her my neighbor was a cop and she probably didn't want him to look into her car. She left without saying anything else.

No drugs ever and unless we have established a relationship from previous dates no booze either. I would expect the only drink either of us should have is a shared drink by mutual consent and I have done that before.
As far as stinky guys that piss all over their hands and have a dick covered in piss there is no excuse for any of it. I would make a shower game part of my routine and avoid the whole damn thing. I could go for a good sexy rub down in the tub! Take care of the sheet streakers too!

Turn offs - getting a call from an atf and she says how much she's looking forward to seeing you...BTW she raised her rates $100/one-hour and $200/two-hour. Now that's a turn off! lol