Who Taught You Those New Tricks?

I don't have to explain because:

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CggncDDVh4c

I personally cover it with my GF by getting toys.

Of course I don't say how the toy (a particular toy) was recommended. But new toys mean new play so it's fun for all.

I also talk about seeing instructional videos etc...
Personally I have wondered if the SO would realize that my learning curve appears well advanced on my new technique. But so far... the SO has not noticed.


My answer would be "I learn quick baby of course "

Yeah, but her response could be "you still have not learned to put the seat back down on the commode for how many years?"

So who is she getting it from? Originally Posted by pyramider

As long she gets it, she is happy and so am I. I don't really care where she gets it from, but im quite certain its mostly me. As long as she feeds me and keeps the house clean, I'd probably overlook a transgression or two even though I don't suspect there have been any.

Good thread... Wonder if any of us guys has been in the throes of passion, forgot who we were with and said "I'm ready for CIM".

Even funnier if she replied: "That's not an activity I do. Where's the envelope?"

Yes, this is a good one especially if the Gent start doing moves other than the usual. Now is a great time to work your way up to trying new things with the SO and not catch her off guard.

I just wanna say that "hot young hookers" might get their labia tied in a knot by some really "experienced" "unprofessional" wimmin, as energy and productivity are easily mistaken as the same thing by the young. I don't do this for fabulous sex, because I been having fabulous sex for years. I do it for variety. Marry an unsexy, un-sexual woman that's the man's fault. You ain't gettin a good blow job at home, that's the man's fault, too. Tell the wimmin in your life what works and what doesn't, you might be surprised at how well they listen. And here's a tip, they listen better after you have taken the little man in the canoe down the rapids a couple of times. Manual clitoral stimulation is a horny hubby's best friend. And when you get that thankful BBBJ, tell her how it's supposed to go. "Cause if you ever run out of hooker money, you need to enjoy your sexual staycation!

Phildo did you say clit rubbing. It's my thing, stop giving away all the secrets. I had a woman start doing that (rubbing her clit) while on top recently. I interjected with an allow me. The ensuing fireworks on both our parts; magical. I just can't have a good time unless she has a good time. I find I get a much better BBBJ if I'm doing DATY like its my job. And I love my job.

Phildo actually has a good point about the libidos of escorts versus civi women. In a civi hook-up situation, there is spontaneity and mystery....not to mention the fact that the civi girl is trying to trap(aka marry) you so she is giving it her all. It's hot.

Unfortunately, that has nothing to do with the topic. You do not have to explain to the civi girl you picked up at the bar why you are a sexual expert. You just have that epic fuck session and go from there. I am talking mostly about the older gentlemen that have been married for 20 years and 15 hookers later, they are showing me moves. I think that is totally hot, but the old lady might have some questions. I am sure it never becomes an issue, but the thought of it makes me laugh.

An artist never tells the source of their awesomeness.

Kayla, wifey wants to know why I'm buying these giant boxes of saran wrap. lol

I am by no means saying every man on here has boring sex with their wife. It was not intended to be a sweeping generalization of all clients. I am well aware there are many of you whose wives rock their world. I was asking the question to those that can relate to what I am saying. Also, it was kind of a joke Jewish Lawyer. Originally Posted by !!Sexy Erotic Morgan

I was trying to be funny! It is a good topic, something guys should prepare for if they are smart. My wife once asked me where I got an idea for something I wanted her to try, and I told her I saw it during a background scene for a mobster movie. She knows I like Mafia movies, and they get into every known type of vice, so that covers everything.

Like most, I just claim "research" on the rare occasion there is actual sex in this house.

Very good thread Morgan

Kayla, wifey wants to know why I'm buying these giant boxes of saran wrap. lol Originally Posted by angusranch

At least she did not catch you with the drum of Crisco.