In the butt

bluffcityguy's Avatar
mmm Charles I bet you are a sweet guy!!! Originally Posted by DallasRain
Most of us gents with less than massive members are sweet guys; we have to find some way of attracting a lady and then suppressing her instinct to laugh when the clothes come off and she sees how little we have.

Lady [sniggering]: And who do you think you can satisfy with that tiny thing?
BCG: Me.

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[And here I thought, based on the subject line, that this was going to be about the infamous, "That'd be in the butt, Bob" answer that a bride playing The Newlywed Game gave to the question: "Where's the strangest place you and your husband have made whoopee?" ]

Cheers,

bcg
DallasRain's Avatar
lol--BCG!!!you make my day so much funner!!

Petite babe...one day.......mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
was 2day god i want you so bad. congrats on post 2000 [i think thats how many times ive jacked off to you]
lol--BCG!!!you make my day so much funner!!

Petite babe...one day.......mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Originally Posted by DallasRain
bluffcityguy's Avatar
lol--BCG!!!you make my day so much funner!! Originally Posted by DallasRain
A day that I fail to make funner for you is a day wasted.

Keep your fingers crossed...

Cheers,

bcg
DallasRain's Avatar
wooohooo yall sexy guys have me sooooooo HOT!!

{I am a post ho....wooohooo}
John Bull's Avatar
Can you take it? Originally Posted by GustoXoxoSasha
I can give it but not for the Extra $200 you charge on top of your regular fee. It's a bit disengenuous isn't it to indicate that you take it but then charge so much extra as to make it prohibitive?

Just a thought. We all know you have the right to charge what you want but this is the other side of the equation.
Hmmmm....I only accept money for my time, and time only....not for any services. What happens BCD is between me and another consenting adult. Now with that being said, everything I enjoy doing is available BCD. No 'extras', no type of 'service' charge.

Now, if there is a day that I am not feeling up to the task of doing greek, for various reasons, I will say no. That is why it is always very wise to ask beforehand if it is a possibility. But...I have not said no yet!
stugots's Avatar
Most of us gents with less than massive members are sweet guys; we have to find some way of attracting a lady and then suppressing her instinct to laugh when the clothes come off and she sees how little we have. bcg Originally Posted by bluffcityguy

If you find a sure fire way to surpress that instinct......please do tell!!!
I have a date to have my prostate examined. His references are good. I hope he's gentle and gives me a good review.
stugots's Avatar
Hmmmm....I only accept money for my time, and time only....not for any services. What happens BCD is between me and another consenting adult. Now with that being said, everything I enjoy doing is available BCD. No 'extras', no type of 'service' charge.

Now, if there is a day that I am not feeling up to the task of doing greek, for various reasons, I will say no. That is why it is always very wise to ask beforehand if it is a possibility. But...I have not said no yet! Originally Posted by Tiffany Cums

Man I need to schedule some time with Tiffany.......she just sounds like a good ole time!!!!
pyramider's Avatar
I have a date to have my prostrate examined. His references are good. I hope he's gentle and gives me a good review. Originally Posted by stavinChain

Take the prostrate scenario from the doctor's office and put it in a notel room and its just wrong . . .
DallasRain's Avatar
hm stavin...I give one helluva prostrate exam{without a review of course...lol}
OMG Dallas! Stop showing your sexy ass girl! That's suppose to be left in the other thread! You are driving me crazy!
TexTushHog's Avatar
I have a date to have my prostate examined. His references are good. I hope he's gentle and gives me a good review. Originally Posted by stavinChain
Reminds me of an old joke:

Q: What do you look for in a proctologist?

A: Small fingers!
DallasRain's Avatar
lol--Tiff we wanna see your ass!!!!!!wooohooo!!!

A prostrate exam is nothing compared to a prostrate play session by a provider...lol