REAL SQUIRTERS PLEASE STAND UP

I'm old fashioned I guess I like real women that like men only. I don't play with cock and I don't really want them to play with pussy. I do understand the higher incidence in the hobby though. Alot of men treat providers like shit so eventually disdain in men becomes higher and they search out each other. You right women are soft and mostly (lol) smell good. That's why men go thru the hoops we do to be with them. I like women that like our imperfections. I know we have alot of them but but when push comes to shove I want a women that just wants men. Originally Posted by burkalini

That would be me, men only .
I like something hard up against me hehe.

i was in college years ago.....and my old boss at a gas station had a thing for me. So we get it on frequently. one day im waxing it....and next thing you know im covered in liquid. She stopped banging me because she was like WTF!!!!! So i googled it up....sure nuff....squirting.

Then i moved, started banging this one chick. i just purchased a new bedroom set with mattress. we banging,....she is riding hard and going crazy, hollering,....then all of a sudden....im am soaked, the bed is soaked, looked like someone spilled a pitcher of water. Then on after that it was mandatory towel down.

now im with my main squeeze and she is a squirter only by oral sex. i purchased a liberator throw just for that. washing the sheets or sleeping in wet spots ruin my night.

I have squirted a few times. The first time it happened, I was so embarrassed because I thought I had "gone to the restroom" on him. I wanted to stop, but he grinned and was very pleased with himself, telling me that I had just squirted.

Now that it has happened a few times and the word has gotten around, I find that some men TRY to make me squirt. But then they are disappointed when it doesn't happen.

If you let the lady relax and just do what comes naturally, you MAY get what you want.

I don't advertise that I'm a squirter, but those that it happens with seem to get a kick out of it. *hehehehe*

Genesis Nicole

I lived with a squirter (shacked up and married) for over ten years. It just becomes a major pain in the ass after a while. Plastic mattress covers, having to take bath towels to bed ,always ending up sleeping in the wet spot. Just not that great.


As far as bi-sexual women go, I've found that they are consistently better lovers than straight women. My ATF is a notorious carpet muncher. Probably the best provider in town.

Im a gusher, and Ive only gushed a handful of times. Not in the hobby with SO's.

Apparently all women are capable.. but I didn't do my own homework on the subject just what I was told.

Apparently all women are capable.. but I didn't do my own homework on the subject just what I was told. Originally Posted by LynnT

According to the limited research I have done, the two keys are relaxation and adjusting to the feeling that you think you are about to urinate, but you're not. FWIW

I've never been with a women who is a genuine squirter. Since most women don't squirt, I've never really anticipated it.

I used to see a lady that I didn't think I had done my job if she didn't squirt. After the 1st time we had to put towels down. She disappeared, man do I miss her!!

A lot of women will ejaculate without squirting, myself included. I had a guy that kept accusing me of pissing on him during sex and I almost slapped him. Idiot made me squirt and didn't appreciate the fact that I was so aroused and he was so good in bed. I should have stopped seeing him after that first piss accusation, but he was really really good in bed.

I have been told that some women providers claim they are squirters for advertising gimmicks and they just get really wet, not squirt.
Now, it was also explained to me that the only way you could see such a thing is when the woman has her lips spread open with her fingers and you can SEE it happening. It's not seen if the man is in the hole , this was explained to me by a true squirter and it comes from indside of the man hole.
Also was told that some piss and make you think differently. Have some of you guys been jipped or was there some excuse she gave for not getting really wet from squirting ? Originally Posted by Anita Lay

So if a client sees her, expecting a squirter and she doesn't. Is it like he's getting fucked

Good question, my exact thoughts ... whats next?

Spending time with a true squirter is on my to-do list.

Although a lady who gets very wet (Amy Ried comes quickly to mind) and watching it build up and run down between her legs or down my....damn!

do they get dehydrated easy?

do they get dehydrated easy? Originally Posted by Anita Lay

I only wish I could squirt that would be the icing on the cake for a great theatrical ending.

heck that slapping mess is turning me on.....getting squirted on then slapped....sounds like fun.