I need to get away from the wife and kids

Here’s a novel idea — stay the fuck home so you don’t help spread a disease that kills 3 out of every hundred people. Originally Posted by TexTushHog

I don't live in fear with this virus out there, but I am also not going to be fucking stupid and careless about the many risks either. I don't want to bring this shit home to my family or spread it to other people just because I am bored at home and I have cabin fever... I'm staying home and just taking my dog on unusually long walks at night just to get the fuck out of the house and get away from my family.

Divorced with no kids, LOVE IT!

y'all are so funny!

Garage needs shelves - multiple trips to Lowes, then on to Home Depot then to Walmart and finally to local hardware store to find all the essentials - and the obligatory extra trips for things that don't fit etc

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Just make sure the wife is home when your outcall love of the hour arrives Originally Posted by mtabsw

1) just make sure you come home w/ all the garage shelf supplies or a "they just didnt have that shit. what gives???" story ready.

2) your love the hour could be a tupperware or mary kay or shaklee rep?? or could give her a massage (and relax her so much she falls asleep) and then you to can play!

good luck in getting some delites!

Or just get her really drunk and hopefully the wife will pass out before she scratches your eyes out. That would give you several hours to play