The Best Advise I Ever Got Was...

When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.

Keep it simple stupid.

This is some of the advise my father gave me. He was a real character -

Live fast and love hard because you may die young with a hard dick.

The closer the bone the sweater the meat.

Always buy your pussy and whatever you do - Don't fuck the hired help!

Don't fuck your friends. Advice from my best friend.

Never hang out with someone who's more screwed up than you are. (neighbor who was a Psychiatrist.)

"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger."
Buddha

"You can't have everything. Where would you put it?"
Stephen Wright

"Ultimately the bond of all companionship, whether in marriage or in friendship, is conversation..."
Oscar Wilde

"The worst things in my life never actually happened."
Mark Twain

Dont dip your wick in the candle at work ......First real boss ......

its not how bad you f'up its how well you recover

Dont dip your wick in the candle at work ......First real boss ...... Originally Posted by tsrv4me

Another variation: don't dip your pen in the company inkwell...

From paternal grandfather, "Live a dog's life, if you can't eat it or screw it, piss on it"

If it's meant to be, then it's up to me! (GM at the first dealership I worked at.)

Don't go for the tail, till AFTER you close the sale! (Same Manager)

Another variation: don't dip your pen in the company inkwell... Originally Posted by fortwortholdguy

And another: "Don't mix the pussy with the paycheck.".

And, the all time classic from dear old Dad: "When you assume, you make an ASS out of U and ME.".

best advice for the Hobby I ever got was signing up for P411

Best advice was put to me this way by a provider, name witheld....."You are not paying me to have sex with you, you are paying me not to call you in the morning."

My grandma said, "Smile. It makes everybody happy to see ya'."
My grandpa said, "Don't hate anybody. Hating only hurts the hater."

Speak little, listen much, and do not become angry. ~~James 3:15~~

CR

Birds of a feather flock together.

Better to have loved then not have loved at all.

If its too good to be true, it is.

Only you can improve your situation. If you don't like it,change it.

There is no such thing as perfection. Only improvement.

Never make false promises, keep your word.

When people show you who they are the first time, believe them!