Our Alternate Personality

Ringmaster of a flea circus.
Corporate Image consultant and coordinator.
QC job in the condom industry.
Sex addiction counselor.
Necktie selection consultant.

Ringmaster of a flea circus.
Corporate Image consultant and coordinator.
QC job in the condom industry.
Sex addiction counselor.
Necktie selection consultant. Originally Posted by TexTushHog

Perfect! ... LOVE it !!!

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I tell the truth. I am retired. This always leads to "What did you do before?" The answer, "Anything to make enough to pay bills without actually working. Drug trafficking, gigolo, politician, lawyer, roofing contractor, timeshare sales...you know, screwing anybody for their money." Everyone laughs. No one asks personal questions anymore.

TT has been to 6 different Starbucks DFW locations, But hasn't figured out what to talk about when it's time to interact with regular folks

I forget that she's a great self proclaimed bullshitter that can fool everyone she pleases, talk about putting your own foot in your mouth LOL, you make it way too easy for me lady. Intelligence vs bullshitter LMAO

I always said I was a personal assistant, which I was for a period of time. 😜

Assuming you have two phones, and someone notices - I just tell them "I'm either a pimp, a lawyer or a pusher - you choose"

How about Snake Milker .... or Dog Food Taster?
Fascinating .... and a good way to BS through the details.

TT has been to 6 different Starbucks DFW locations, But hasn't figured out what to talk about when it's time to interact with regular folks

I forget that she's a great self proclaimed bullshitter that can fool everyone she pleases, talk about putting your own foot in your mouth LOL, you make it way too easy for me lady. Intelligence vs bullshitter LMAO Originally Posted by BLM69

Thank you YODA for your enlightenment.

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May I ask that if you post to this thread please contribute a positive comment regarding the subject matter?



Can I get a witness?

Your BBW friend will come pat you in the back shortly, thread was going great until you began with the insults you world traveler you! I have another suggestion to get your confidence up to interact with regular folks, the flea market. You gotta start somewhere dear

Amway or insurance. They’ll never ask another question!

What do I do?? I Once had Marine Gunny Sgt (E-7) ask me what I did around the
Motor Pool when I was in Nam, I looked him square in the eye & replied “ Oh just about
anything I want to!! 10 days later I got on a freedom bird and came home to the Great
PX in the sky. Semper Fi Vietnam class of 70.

Torre,

I am with Grace. Those of us who have lived this wonder life and hobby have pubic as well as private personalities. When I invite a “friend” to a social engagement we have already discussed our back story: how we met, what I find attractive with her, careers, ....

I also agree that any backstory or alias needs to be based upon my past life experiences so that the answer passes the sniff test.

I am in the hobby because I enjoy this lifestyle. When I need to bring a date to a public function I do so because we are professionals and both are comfortable in the setting. Do no harm should be the ultimate philosophy but also have fun.

Best of luck

Ass

Jehovah's Witness.


That'll shut 'em up.

Seems a rather innocuous post, intended to be a topic of conversation (and the associated bit of marketing...) has yielded the same ugly results we see in the real world these days.

Yep, I'm an old, polite guy...raised that way, and can;t seem to shake the good manners my folks instilled in me. My mother always said, "If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all."

To the OP, you've been quite graceful with your replies.

physical therapist

This is really quite fun. Some of the answers have been so creative!

These are of notable mention, of which NO ONE would have a clue about, have the guts to ask, or just want to avoid the subject:

• Ringmaster of a flea circus
• Sex addiction counselor
• Necktie selection consultant
• Jehovah's Witness
• Amway or insurance
• sex therapist focused on dysfunctional marital relations

Shout out to you texassapper for your message. Especially agree with you about the self-imposed constraints and rules

Your friends won't judge you (or they were never friends in the first place) and who gives a shit about people that do? Most of them WISH they could live without their self-imposed constraints and rules. Originally Posted by texassapper

OH ... AND THANKS Billy Babitt for your nice compliment

Hugs to all!
Torre