Lana, I would be happy to induct you into the Old Hags Club.
Admission begins with an "oral" interview.
How are your Dicktation skills?
A number of Positions are available.
Fluency in several languages, i.e. French, Greek, Russian, etc, is a plus.
Hours vary, are you Flexible?
The work is Hard, can you handle a big (work) load?
The customers can be real Dicks.
There may be some ass-kissing involved.
Commitments could leave you... Tied up.
You may have to swallow...some pride.
There will be days when you feel like there is a target painted on your ass!
All in all, though, You will be amongst good, no, great company!
Cheers to all you old hags.
May your bra, oops, I mean cup, runneth over! Originally Posted by Garland_Bone
It may be hard to teach an old dog new tricks!
