Does my asshole taste bad???????

I agree some guys just like to trash somebody. Sometimes they have never even seen that person, they just get kicks out of ruining someones name.
Guest062512's Avatar
Dude, I don't know if you're serious or not, but I laughed until tears came out my eyes.

And please, in the future, please let us know who you're seeing and when. I sure don't wanna be the next guy.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

Good thing I wasn't drinking anything or it'd be in my mustache, now.

CR
Donnie Brasco's Avatar
Seems as if this thread is rapidly going to the pooper. I mean, how full of sh!t can the OP be? I mean, what a T^rd, right?
I hope to hell OP is just trying to get a rise out of all of us here.
Anything other than that is just waste, know what I mean?
Real or not.
Right or Wrong. I am still laughing. Its almost too funny to be true
Real or not.
Right or Wrong. I am still laughing. Its almost too funny to be true
This whole thread just sucks ass!

Thanks for the laugh
Will Boner's Avatar
not to fear.......it wasn't your asshole, but the one from the previous appointment..........
michaeljohnson1970's Avatar
not to fear.......it wasn't your asshole, but the one from the previous appointment.......... Originally Posted by Hugh Jardon
That made ma laugh for a minute. No disrespect to the little lady who we're referring too, as I was debating whether or not to make an appointment with her soon. No matter how many times we brush our teeth or rinse our mouths out with listerine, there is still a chance of a little bacteria still lingering from Tuma or Daty. I'm sure she takes every precaution to have fresh breath and good hygiene. I would expect after seeing a few guys a day and if she is performing Tuma on all of them, her breath might not be the freshest.
  • blade
  • 04-30-2010, 09:27 AM
ummmm....i have a follow up question.....does my shit stink? just wondering.....'cause i shit the other day and the toilet didnt smell very good...True, i shower and use a washcloth and use nice smelling lotion but the bathroom still smelled like shit after i dropped a load..I put my finger in my ass and it smelled stinky like shit and lotion as well.

i hope i am not the only person with a stinky shit problem...


(thank you thank you...i will be here til sunday....don't forget to tip your waiters)


blade
jrewing's Avatar
just think there really are girls sticking their tounge up a guys ass, then later everyone in the hobby gets the chance to kiss her sooner or later, wow don't even think about getting close to my round brown, JR
just think there really are girls sticking their tounge up a guys ass, then later everyone in the hobby gets the chance to kiss her sooner or later, wow don't even think about getting close to my round brown, JR Originally Posted by jrewing03
So, after that amazing insight you insist on protecting your booty-hole rather than your mouth?
Bobster36's Avatar
This is the funniest thread I've read in 2010. Thank You!
I am glad that others can out do me on postings of "bad taste", although an intriguing session. I have had my adventure and ran away. Right provider, right place, right time, bottle of Stoli for a rinse on the nightstand, it might just work. As we all know different strokes for different folks. Exsploring the unknown is the only way we learn our limits.

Being off and home today, time to go find that bottle.
Mr. Heffner's Avatar
Well first of all I didnt mention the ladies name and am not bashing her at all, I had a good time, we spent more tine in tub that could have been in bed but thats all. Her breath/mouth was fine until she had tongued my asshole, and we had just left the tub where she washed me front AND back. I didnt think twice about kissing her, ive kissed gals after they blew me, never occured it was basically ass to mouth situation. But I just cant help but wonder if it was my asshole that made her mouth taste bad, like I said couldnt bear to put my finger on my asshole then smell/taste it. I think I need a cocktail now!! Heff
doesn't a guys breath and mouth taste different after licking a pussy? ya it taste like pussy.. just like her mouth will taste somewhat like ass.. not a good or bad taste.. just not minty fresh i suppose..

however I find it funny that some are worried about kissing a girl after she has licked either your own ass.. or some other guys ass..

YET.. guys lick a girls pussy multiple guys fuck, kiss a girl that sucks bare cock, kisses a girl that swallows, does facials, licks other girls pussy who has had cocks up their pussy.. you lick pussy that has possibly had an SO'S cum up it.. bare cock in it that has been god knows where..

i mean seriously.. kissing some girl that has licked another guys ass, brushed her teeth, flossed offends some?