Need ideas for my Birthday Treat!

Nothing special in the past. Mine is also in a few weeks, I'm thinking about seeing what B-day specials the ladies I know have, but frankly, my heart just isn't in it like it used to be.

Happy birthday and many happy returns!

Find a provider with a giant fisting dildo . . . let the games begin . . . Oh the memories you will have of your vagina busting day. You won't be able to sit still for a couple of weeks.

Those are Hot fantasies Outdoorsman!


If you were in New Orleans....you could take a romantic carriage ride thru the city or a jazz cruise on the river....dancing and dinner at a cajun restaurant or cruising on Bourbon St....shopping at the Riverwalk mall......then a hot tub room at a upscale hotel

then follow with a late night stroll by the Mississippi river in the moonlight!

hope ya have a happy Birthday baby! Originally Posted by DallasRain

Excellent ideas. I'm only 45 min from New Orleans. I had a business there once and hundreds of customer and friends. I would surely get busted by someone that knows me. That's why I'm a traveling man-ho. I might use some of these on the road for whatever city I'm in.

Nothing special in the past. Mine is also in a few weeks, I'm thinking about seeing what B-day specials the ladies I know have, but frankly, my heart just isn't in it like it used to be.

Happy birthday and many happy returns! Originally Posted by Iaintliein

Sometimes you have to fake it til you make it. It does work!

nice avatar!

I hope your birthday goes better than mine on Tuesday...I had planned an extra special day...a once in a lifetime series of events, including 3 dates (breakfast, lunch and dinner) with 4 providers...ended up canceling everything due to various reasons such as new girls mentions money and activity in the same conversation, provider that does not know what State she is in and schedules for 500 miles away, and the grand finally with 2 young asians cuties, turns out to be bait-n-switch, but the reviews never indicated any problems...

Went home to finished off that bottle of Pennsylvania Dutch Egg Nog and Brandy from New Year's Eve party. What a waste of time, effort, and little blue pills.

If only DallasRain were around, I could have gotten one of her famous bbbjs with crushed ice in her mouth...

I hope your birthday goes better than mine on Tuesday...I had planned an extra special day...a once in a lifetime series of events, including 3 dates (breakfast, lunch and dinner) with 4 providers...ended up canceling everything due to various reasons such as new girls mentions money and activity in the same conversation, provider that does not know what State she is in and schedules for 500 miles away, and the grand finally with 2 young asians cuties, turns out to be bait-n-switch, but the reviews never indicated any problems...

Went home to finished off that bottle of Pennsylvania Dutch Egg Nog and Brandy from New Year's Eve party. What a waste of time, effort, and little blue pills.

If only DallasRain were around, I could have gotten one of her famous bbbjs with crushed ice in her mouth... Originally Posted by giteneny

AHHH!! The trials and tributalations of hobbying in AR. The ladies wonder why the local hobbyist always look forward to the experienced touring provider coming to town!

I am so sorry you had a bad birthday giteneny baby!

There is always next year! lol


tonytiger4u whatever you do...have one helluva good time!

I hope your birthday goes better than mine on Tuesday...I had planned an extra special day...a once in a lifetime series of events, including 3 dates (breakfast, lunch and dinner) with 4 providers...ended up canceling everything due to various reasons such as new girls mentions money and activity in the same conversation, provider that does not know what State she is in and schedules for 500 miles away, and the grand finally with 2 young asians cuties, turns out to be bait-n-switch, but the reviews never indicated any problems...

Went home to finished off that bottle of Pennsylvania Dutch Egg Nog and Brandy from New Year's Eve party. What a waste of time, effort, and little blue pills.

If only DallasRain were around, I could have gotten one of her famous bbbjs with crushed ice in her mouth... Originally Posted by giteneny

Were you traveling with Still Looking in Vegas?

I hope your birthday goes better than mine on Tuesday...I had planned an extra special day...a once in a lifetime series of events, including 3 dates (breakfast, lunch and dinner) with 4 providers...ended up canceling everything due to various reasons such as new girls mentions money and activity in the same conversation, provider that does not know what State she is in and schedules for 500 miles away, and the grand finally with 2 young asians cuties, turns out to be bait-n-switch, but the reviews never indicated any problems...

Went home to finished off that bottle of Pennsylvania Dutch Egg Nog and Brandy from New Year's Eve party. What a waste of time, effort, and little blue pills.

If only DallasRain were around, I could have gotten one of her famous bbbjs with crushed ice in her mouth... Originally Posted by giteneny

Dude! That really sucks! Sorry to hear that. I'm trying to develop a core group of ATF's that I would enjoy being with even if there was no BCD. There's only one on that list now. Need at least two more to make sure I don't get too attached and do something stupid, again. With ATF's hopefully I can avoid the mess you went thru. Ouch!