super secret coded message in ad

So dumb.

So there was an ISO a while ago asking how to simulate BBFS. I piped up with the idea of using the female condom.

Several posters said ladies should advertise that.
(Lightbulb moment for me).

I thought I had a great idea for this weekend's ad:
"You want BBFS?" (which would guarantee the post was read LOL.) Inside I was going to say "I can't do that but I can come close: Introducing the female condom!"

As I was typing it I remembered the new rule of not listing services and realized I COUDLN'T say "bbfs" anywhere in the ad.

ok, being cutesy I wrote "So...you want (forbidden service I can't mention)..."

Then realized I couldn't even mention "condom" in the body of the ad as they implies I'm not just escorting you to the museum or something.

Major editing creates an idiot ad of :

"so you want (forbidden topic) ? I can't do that but I can come close." Period.



Is there a snowball's chance in hell anyone will know what I'm getting at? Originally Posted by HoneyRose

You can always call it a femmidom! Sounds like a women's rights term but the slick individual would know what you meant.

I liked it when we used one that time way back..... Those new esctasy ones work well too. I am going to bring a handful of those next Wed....

M

I have used one two times, the first time we had
a hard time getting it positioned. Second time it
was more successful but my partner said " Now
I know how it feels when a man wears a condom,
I could not feel much action"

ok, being cutesy I wrote "So...you want (forbidden service I can't mention)..."

Is there a snowball's chance in hell anyone will know what I'm getting at?
Originally Posted by HoneyRose

One possible bit of confusion -- I suspect a substantial number of people will think "forbidden service" means greek.

LOL @ Merlin's response but that IS a thought!

I wonder if there is a special gadget for THAT?!

You can always call it a femmidom! Sounds like a women's rights term but the slick individual would know what you meant.

I liked it when we used one that time way back..... Those new esctasy ones work well too. I am going to bring a handful of those next Wed....

M Originally Posted by Hillbilly

"femmindom" hmmm...

Hillbilly, you always have a way with words.

Yes! You bring those on Wednesday and I'll wear my boyshorts for you

"femmindom" hmmm...

Hillbilly, you always have a way with words.

Yes! You bring those on Wednesday and I'll wear my boyshorts for you Originally Posted by HoneyRose

I can HARDly wait!!!



M

So we can talk about the fact that you will fuck guys for money with a female condom on in this forum, but you cannot say that in your ad in the ad forum here...

Strange evolution that has almost rendered the ad forum useless. No pricing, no service listings, no acronyms...

It's like having a governor on the car at a NASCAR race!

Interesting! I've used one before but my bf at the time hated it. Couldn't stand it. Went off on how awkward & weird & unsexy he thought it was.... but looking back he WAS at the time going through a lil tantrum cuz he wanted me bb & I wasn't having it. So he probably was just pitching a fit about any alternatives I tried, to berate me into giving in. Perhaps I should give it another try. Originally Posted by Audrey Foxfire

Find a new boyfriend.

So we can talk about the fact that you will fuck guys for money with a female condom on in this forum, but you cannot say that in your ad in the ad forum here...

Strange evolution that has almost rendered the ad forum useless. No pricing, no service listings, no acronyms...

It's like having a governor on the car at a NASCAR race! Originally Posted by cpi3000

Freaking AMEN. You guys have no idea how difficult it is to write an ad now! I just give up. It leaves me wanting to write a one liner ad that says, "Come see me." I spend so much times trying to be cutesy and informative but it all seems pointless without rates/times/session types. But I digress...and besides we are guests here and must follow the rules and be nice and know deep in our hearts that the owners/mods/powers-that-be are just doing what they think best for the longevity of the board, whether it seems to make sense to us or not.

I have used female condoms before and got mixed reviews. I remember one gent in particular that could not "maintain" with a male condom, but was a freaking thoroughbred stud when I was wearing the femidom. Yet other men found them clumsy and unsexy. I think it is hit or miss and depends completely on the two people using them.

Here is a fun vid...drags on a bit but you get a surprise visual if you tough it out! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6NGwIKtUhk

Muah!

Freaking AMEN. You guys have no idea how difficult it is to write an ad now! I just give up. It leaves me wanting to write a one liner ad that says, "Come see me." I spend so much times trying to be cutesy and informative but it all seems pointless without rates/times/session types. But I digress...and besides we are guests here and must follow the rules and be nice and know deep in our hearts that the owners/mods/powers-that-be are just doing what they think best for the longevity of the board, whether it seems to make sense to us or not.

I have used female condoms before and got mixed reviews. I remember one gent in particular that could not "maintain" with a male condom, but was a freaking thoroughbred stud when I was wearing the femidom. Yet other men found them clumsy and unsexy. I think it is hit or miss and depends completely on the two people using them.

Here is a fun vid...drags on a bit but you get a surprise visual if you tough it out! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6NGwIKtUhk

Muah! Originally Posted by Marla

Excellent video, a lot more informative than the instructions that come with them, I didn't know about it sealing that way or the early insertion to allow it to take her form.
And I had the same problem with maintaining with a regular condom along with the same result with the femidom.

As for problems with ads, I have no problem also being creative in asking what's entailed to get to spend a little quality time to get to know someone, being the first meet is the only time you will really need to ask

Excellent video, a lot more informative than the instructions that come with them, I didn't know about it sealing that way or the early insertion to allow it to take her form.
And I had the same problem with maintaining with a regular condom along with the same result with the femidom.

As for problems with ads, I have no problem also being creative in asking what's entailed to get to spend a little quality time to get to know someone, being the first meet is the only time you will really need to ask Originally Posted by Rcoop361

Yeah that video was very educational! That lady demonstrating the Femidom gives so much info! I was not prepared for her to have the practice dummy though, lol

With the ads I think as providers we are worried that if you guys have to click on too much stuff and put too much effort into figuring out our rates, etc, that you will move onto the next lady. For me personally since I do FBSM and GFE I am always worried there will be some sort of disconnect or misunderstanding in what my rates really are. Especially since I took a long break from the hobby and when I came back I made a lot of changes. In order to simplify it for the guys I made my rates page on my site where I pretty much spell everything out and I update that page weekly...then in my ads I specifically instruct people to "click that link." My rationale is that with only having to click one link and having it all right there I am making it as easy as humanly possible for y'all!

I am very curious as how I have never used a female condom. Also honey that was avery clever idea!

Find a new boyfriend. Originally Posted by pyramider

I did.

Here is a fun vid...drags on a bit but you get a surprise visual if you tough it out! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6NGwIKtUhk

Muah! Originally Posted by Marla

Excellent info, thank you!

audrey, you replied to pyramider.....
Quote:
Originally Posted by pyramider
Find a new boyfriend.

I did.
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after reading your 1st post, i was going to make the same suggestion that pyramider did.
glad you found another boyfriend who was, perhaps, a bit more sensitive and compassionate.

anyhoo, i've learned from personal, social, and business experiences, when someone goes off on a rant and directs it at you [this is a general statement, so "you" means the reader and not you audrey], more often that not the rant is about them and not about you. now, if a bunch of people go off on you, then it might be about them. or the water cooler has been spiked.

Freaking AMEN. You guys have no idea how difficult it is to write an ad now! I just give up. It leaves me wanting to write a one liner ad that says, "Come see me." I spend so much times trying to be cutesy and informative but it all seems pointless without rates/times/session types. ...

Muah! Originally Posted by Marla

marla, i think most folks realize and understand that if a woman is advertising on eccie and similar site, then she is more than likely a personal relaxation and enjoyment consultant. if one puts something like "I AM NOT AN ESCORT" or "FBSM ONLY" or "L1 only", then we should be able to put one and one together. if those disclaimers are not there, then we should be able to put two and two together.

... With the ads I think as providers we are worried that if you guys have to click on too much stuff and put too much effort into figuring out our rates, etc, that you will move onto the next lady. For me personally since I do FBSM and GFE I am always worried there will be some sort of disconnect or misunderstanding in what my rates really are. Especially since I took a long break from the hobby and when I came back I made a lot of changes. In order to simplify it for the guys I made my rates page on my site where I pretty much spell everything out and I update that page weekly...then in my ads I specifically instruct people to "click that link." My rationale is that with only having to click one link and having it all right there I am making it as easy as humanly possible for y'all! Originally Posted by Marla

in my opinion, if a guy goes off on how many clicks it takes to find out the info [and believe me, i understand, cos i'm LAZY and proud of it], then there are probably more reasons why he doesnt want to follow up on you. and would you want to consult w/ a guy who will moan and complain about how many clicks it took?? show him the BP or ANE or the phone book and ask him to compare. with high speed internet, hyperlinks, and smart phones, dont complain to me about too many clicks!!

i only know of you thru postings, but never have visited you, before or after your break. so i cannot comment on your ads and rates and consulting competencies. but if you put a direct link to your rates in your eccie ads, then that sounds sufficient to me.