Christmas, birthdays: Why don't women get it?

How did we get from "the women in our lives" to providers? Originally Posted by EZ.

For some guys this is their life. And these are the only women in it.

For some guys this is their life. And these are the only women in it. Originally Posted by threepeckeredbillygoat

Sad testimony. I'm always nice and try to make the women feel comfortable with me. I like to kid, laugh and joke. Providers have their own lives. I try to avoid intruding into it.

I think dressing up in something extraordinarily sexy and tying a big bow around my backside is a better gift than any, sweater, cologne or drill!

I think dressing up in something extraordinarily sexy and tying a big bow around my backside is a better gift than any, sweater, cologne or drill! Originally Posted by Kendall4U

That would make me want to drill!

I'm just seeing this thread and I have always been so baffled by this entire topic...
Here's EXACTLY what I have shared with ex-neighborhood stay at home moms, bitching girlfriends, whiny women at the bars etc....

This coming from a single mother of three who has for the last 13 yrs... and if you were to ask ANY of my 3, the following question- this would be their reply.... and I say this with the utmost of confidence because I won a $20 bet once by springing this very question on one of my daughters in the presence of my best friend-

Question:- 'What is the wife's responsibility/place/job/role in life once you make to
choice to marry, become a wife & possibly a mother?'

My Speech and her answer:He is the HEAD, She the HEART in that union. He is to provide, lead, guide, protect & cherish.... She is to take care of herself, her home, her children & her MAN. To get detailed its like this....
Women HOOK a man with their COOKING, LOOKS, SEX.... Which ever one or combo of these three was used, you DONT take it away just because he marries you!
If you were 125lbs on your wedding day, that's what he signed up for! Ok- I know, we all say- 'But I had his babies!' yes, and for that he loves you and expects you to hold on to a FEW of those lbs... maybe giving 5-6 lbs a child. If you gain 40-5- lbs after having your children, walk around 5 yrs later at 175lbs- shame on YOU!

He didn't sign up for that! on top of the extra lbs, you add nagging and bitching, (which he never experienced while dating you) you all but cut him off in the bedroom, those Hot BJ's he used to get while driving home late at night are now ghosts of the past, let the female landscaping go to shit, stop cleaning, stop cooking, walk around all day in your baggie tshirt and faded sweat pants, complaining of how tired & bad you feel and finally- the never ending moaning about how he works so much, is never home for dinner & stopped complimenting you, never brings you flowers, gets a sitter and takes you out on a romantic date...BLAH BLAH BLAH

WOMEN- take the first step and see how quickly life changes and becomes all if not MORE than you ever expected by doing these few simple things!

1- try losing a few pounds and getting that make up bag back out. You don't have to look like a beauty queen everyday, but for Goodness sake- shower, shave, burn the baggie tshirt & sweatpants and put on a flattering outfit. Maybe yoga pants and a tank, jeans & his Favorite shirt, nice simple dress... have the house picked up and clean, have his dinner, in which you saved him a plate because he worked late in the microwave, warm and ready, offer to have him take a shower and relax while you re heat his dinner, have the kids clean, fed, homework done & ready for bed once they visit with him & last but not least, FUCK your husband! If you aren't quite in the mood because you too had a long day, open a bottle of wine, make a drink... GET in the MOOD!!!

I promise you will find yourself feeling better, prettier, sexier... just make the effort!
and if you really want to STUMP HIS ASS one day- have the kids gone to their grandmothers & meet him at the door BUTT NAKED, HOLDING A BEER AND A BUCKET OF WINGS! BLOW HIM WHILE HE WATCHES THAT FOOTBALL GAME....just Try!

Ok- I'm done with trying to paint that picture- they either understand or refuse to even try. I know it seems that I have gone off on a tangent but I am so passionate about this very simple issue between men and women... because I have been that June/Jenna for 13 yrs looking in from the outside at all the women, even the ones that work- it doesn't release you from your HEART role- maybe he picks up a few extra things but he is still the HEAD. All I wanted was to take care of my man, my blessed angels & my home. I always worked when I was married so I know both can be done- the whole package! so to sum up the simple-

'WHAT SHALL I GET THE MAN/MEN IN MY LIFE BE IT REAL OR HOBBY FOR BDAY, CHRISTMAS, ETC?"

A HOMEMADE BOOK WITH COUPONS FOR BJ'S, SEX IN THE SHOWER, JOINT PORN WATCHING, SEND DAILY TPOD=(titty pic of the day) ANYTHING THAT WILL MAKE HIS PECKER HAPPY!!!! And I promise, with in 2 weeks HE WILL TREAT YOU LIKE THAT PRINCESS/QUEEN you desire to be! But it starts with US-we have that one simple thing they want and keep it locked up way too much!

I keep saying I'm going to start a blog or 'tip of the day' board for all the wives out there...

If my rant lost a few of you, confused you, upset you etc... then toss it aside... if it made a little sence- then please share!


Happy Rainy Sunday to you all!!!

Nothing special about it? Then you are taking yourself or her for granted. Somehow spending the intimate time over XMAS, esp vs any other time, means nothing special. Really? Isn't that what you said you want most from a woman? And sometimes the hardest time of the year to plan.


But using that logic, your SO, ATF etc, is perfectly in the right giving you a gift card, liquor or other manly item, in lieu of a BJ. Monetary and significant value for something she doesn't perhaps want to do. I'd like to see a provider get away with that one, pat you on the ass and send you out the door with her best bottle of spirits, instead of blowing you.


We want mostly the same things, just go about it differently. "Gifts" make up for what we think we can't give or have. Originally Posted by FireKitten

If I could be so bold as to interject another perspective. A big part of the appeal of intimacy in lieu of material gifts would be the illusion of it being a genuine act of affection rather than a job.

Let me hasten to add that many of the ladies I've met here do an outstanding job of disguising the fact that our intimacy is just their job. . . wives very, very often don't even try. To the contrary, it's almost always pointed out in some thinly veiled fashion, "well I guess I need to give you some". "I know you need it." etc., etc.

"I love you" flows so easily and frequently from the lips. How nice it would be to hear, "I want you" at least once or twice a year.

Regards and Merry Christmas to All!

agreed!

My first Ex-wife woke me on my birthday every year with a Birthday Blowjob.
That there was a woman who gets it!
Not sure why i divorced her...lol Originally Posted by riday

My ATF has a conflict on my birthday so I have a lot of BJs to make up - presuming your ex is NQNS

I'm just seeing this thread and I have always been so baffled by this entire topic...
Here's EXACTLY what I have shared with ex-neighborhood stay at home moms, bitching girlfriends, whiny women at the bars etc....

This coming from a single mother of three who has for the last 13 yrs... and if you were to ask ANY of my 3, the following question- this would be their reply.... and I say this with the utmost of confidence because I won a $20 bet once by springing this very question on one of my daughters in the presence of my best friend-

Question:- 'What is the wife's responsibility/place/job/role in life once you make to
choice to marry, become a wife & possibly a mother?'

My Speech and her answer:He is the HEAD, She the HEART in that union. He is to provide, lead, guide, protect & cherish.... She is to take care of herself, her home, her children & her MAN. To get detailed its like this....
Women HOOK a man with their COOKING, LOOKS, SEX.... Which ever one or combo of these three was used, you DONT take it away just because he marries you!
If you were 125lbs on your wedding day, that's what he signed up for! Ok- I know, we all say- 'But I had his babies!' yes, and for that he loves you and expects you to hold on to a FEW of those lbs... maybe giving 5-6 lbs a child. If you gain 40-5- lbs after having your children, walk around 5 yrs later at 175lbs- shame on YOU!

He didn't sign up for that! on top of the extra lbs, you add nagging and bitching, (which he never experienced while dating you) you all but cut him off in the bedroom, those Hot BJ's he used to get while driving home late at night are now ghosts of the past, let the female landscaping go to shit, stop cleaning, stop cooking, walk around all day in your baggie tshirt and faded sweat pants, complaining of how tired & bad you feel and finally- the never ending moaning about how he works so much, is never home for dinner & stopped complimenting you, never brings you flowers, gets a sitter and takes you out on a romantic date...BLAH BLAH BLAH

WOMEN- take the first step and see how quickly life changes and becomes all if not MORE than you ever expected by doing these few simple things!

1- try losing a few pounds and getting that make up bag back out. You don't have to look like a beauty queen everyday, but for Goodness sake- shower, shave, burn the baggie tshirt & sweatpants and put on a flattering outfit. Maybe yoga pants and a tank, jeans & his Favorite shirt, nice simple dress... have the house picked up and clean, have his dinner, in which you saved him a plate because he worked late in the microwave, warm and ready, offer to have him take a shower and relax while you re heat his dinner, have the kids clean, fed, homework done & ready for bed once they visit with him & last but not least, FUCK your husband! If you aren't quite in the mood because you too had a long day, open a bottle of wine, make a drink... GET in the MOOD!!!

I promise you will find yourself feeling better, prettier, sexier... just make the effort!
and if you really want to STUMP HIS ASS one day- have the kids gone to their grandmothers & meet him at the door BUTT NAKED, HOLDING A BEER AND A BUCKET OF WINGS! BLOW HIM WHILE HE WATCHES THAT FOOTBALL GAME....just Try!

Ok- I'm done with trying to paint that picture- they either understand or refuse to even try. I know it seems that I have gone off on a tangent but I am so passionate about this very simple issue between men and women... because I have been that June/Jenna for 13 yrs looking in from the outside at all the women, even the ones that work- it doesn't release you from your HEART role- maybe he picks up a few extra things but he is still the HEAD. All I wanted was to take care of my man, my blessed angels & my home. I always worked when I was married so I know both can be done- the whole package! so to sum up the simple-

'WHAT SHALL I GET THE MAN/MEN IN MY LIFE BE IT REAL OR HOBBY FOR BDAY, CHRISTMAS, ETC?"

A HOMEMADE BOOK WITH COUPONS FOR BJ'S, SEX IN THE SHOWER, JOINT PORN WATCHING, SEND DAILY TPOD=(titty pic of the day) ANYTHING THAT WILL MAKE HIS PECKER HAPPY!!!! And I promise, with in 2 weeks HE WILL TREAT YOU LIKE THAT PRINCESS/QUEEN you desire to be! But it starts with US-we have that one simple thing they want and keep it locked up way too much!

I keep saying I'm going to start a blog or 'tip of the day' board for all the wives out there...

If my rant lost a few of you, confused you, upset you etc... then toss it aside... if it made a little sence- then please share!


Happy Rainy Sunday to you all!!! Originally Posted by Ashtyn Belle

Bless you!!! Butt you forgot to mention taint photos... ijs.

If you only get pussy on your Birthday or @ Christmas...you need to get divorced.

Ash, I love your attitude!

I'm the wrong person to leave a reply. I get clothes that she wants me to wear. I by myself birthday presents. This year it was CD3! What (who) do I want for Christmas?!?!?! Originally Posted by sparrow1122

Hey that is what I got for my birthday too! Good taste sir! If I may suggest the Astyn Belle upgrade. It is well worth it!!

FireKitten's off my Christmas list.

Ashtyn Belle, will you marry me?

I wanted to write something myself, but Iaintliein pretty much got it.

Queen Sophie, I only wish I could get it as frequently as birthday and Christmas. Actually, as Iaintliein sort of hints at, it's not "pussy" that I'd like to get at least twice a year, it's intimacy. Fortunately, I know where to buy it, or at least the illusion of it.

Lol, Sir L, I'm sure you could guess I don't even keep a list like that. I'd prefer any other day, though, JUST BECAUSE, instead of the mandatory "gift" day! Those are sooo much better!

stop logging in on my shit! I dont always know to log you out! You have youyr own now...