Don't Forget Guys - Whores Are Not Your Friends!! They Will Destroy Your Life!!!

I got sucked, I got fucked, I got blown, I got swallowed. I licked back, I fucked back, I flicked em with my whickety whack. I'm good with being here.

I got sucked, I got fucked, I got blown, I got swallowed. I licked back, I fucked back, I flicked em with my whickety whack. I'm good with being here. Originally Posted by Reverseheadstock

Good one! lol How about???

"Sex is good,
Sex is fine,
Doggy style or 69,
Just for fun,
Or getting paid,
Everyone likes getting laid!"

Your last line confused me:
Don't end up like me, a miserable old man who cries every morning due to the disappointment of waking for another day.
That was how I started out.
Then I discovered Eccie.
I lost weight.
My hair grew back.
I got a raise at work.
My dick grew longer.

Now everything is wonderful.
I owe it all to fabulous sex with the hot women of Eccie.

Well, you're not polishing your knob with 80 grit everyday, either.

Whores are cool. Just dont get carried away like some mother fuckers here do.

Half way into reading the OP, I started to hear this song in my head. So I like to dedicate this song to you Fuzzy.

https://youtu.be/qbexOeoH5hg

That's a good push for Puritan values....I'm waiting for the fire and brimstone to erupt and come crashing in. The ladies of Eccie and P411 have resurrected me, finally doing something for myself. They are a blast are they not? My only regret is that I hadn't started much sooner...I sure missed out on a lot.

Did he get the ban hammer for real? If so, dayummmmmm that was quick..

That post by the OP is classic!

I thinck someone's ban starts from day one, again.

"If God has a problem with the way I live, let him tell me not you."

Well said, Kitty Lamour!

This is a great piece of satire.

Some funny shit right here

Duh

Dammmmmm