It really is a small fucking world!

bbkid's Avatar
  • bbkid
  • 12-21-2011, 10:43 AM
Besides it wasn't cheap. The bill was nearly $30. Originally Posted by Out_of_Bounds
LMAO
Trey's Avatar
  • Trey
  • 12-21-2011, 10:45 AM
I dont get it what is the big deal seeing your father there. Just introduce her as a fried, unless she had on a shirt advertising what she does. Originally Posted by iamhavingfun

Dude, if my dad saw me with another chick he would know instantly what was going down. He might not say anything but he would for sure know the deal. Lord help me when he brings it up one day while we are over there.
The G.O.A.T's Avatar
That's what you get for taking her to a cheap Chinese Buffet. Originally Posted by bbkid
That's what she asked for!lol
Besides it wasn't cheap. The bill was nearly $30. Originally Posted by Out_of_Bounds
$30 can get you a couple of hours at a PI or 2/3 a tank of gas or 2 movie tickets and a small drink.

Gotta look at it from an economics stand point.
You actually took a date to a buffet? Nothing like laying it on thick. I'm sure that made a lasting impression. You might also consider that your dad saw the two of you and was just playing it cool to save you both a lot of embarrassment.
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OOB you might want to change the story in the beginning to something these guys would appreciate more. I mean this board is full of high end, rich guys, right??

Maybe it should have been:

So I took this lady to Paris for dinner on my private jet. And when we landing back at IAH I saw my dad on his way to Italy on his private jet..................

These fucktards would appreciate that better.

ME PERSONALLY: If I'm taking a hooker to dinner.. more like a taco truck at a construction site.
*Giggling*.


Was your dad with a provider too? Originally Posted by boardman
Out_of_Bounds's Avatar
Ok dropping $30 for a meal is not expensive. But for a buffet I think so. Not a fan of 'em really. But (pay attention here) that's what she ASKED for.
Being seen with a young woman who is not my SO would definitely set alarms off in my old mans head. He's pretty straight laced. In other words appearances are everything.
oilfieldscum's Avatar
She just wanted to go the chinese buffet because no one has ever taken her any place nicer.
Wakeup's Avatar
I sincerely hope you had sex BEFORE you went to the Chinese buffet and not after...I know I'm not the only person who gets the bubble guts from Chinese...
Out_of_Bounds's Avatar
Actually there was no session. Simply a meal.. But yes w would have worked up our appetite beforehand.
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  • Rezo
  • 12-21-2011, 11:22 PM
Hittin' the buffet after the date is no problem. Just don't take her before!
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Your are playing with fire taking a provider for a meal while having a SO....the world can easily get a lot smaller.
You actually took a date to a buffet? Nothing like laying it on thick. I'm sure that made a lasting impression. You might also consider that your dad saw the two of you and was just playing it cool to save you both a lot of embarrassment. Originally Posted by Rickster17
Come on guys, us hookers do not need to be dined at the finest brazillan steak house everytime we meet. I am down for some Chow mein And don't hate I appreciate a guy who knows how to get the most out of his dollar, and if i know where we are going in advanced, i will grab some tupperware and a big purse

I love well maintained buffet establishments as well. Big fab of the Golden Coral as well.
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Maybe your dad was thinking, "Look at this MF'er trying to dodge me. I oughta go over there and cockblock his ass."

His closing thought on the matter could've been, "I wonder if she still charges the same rates."



I keed, I keed!!
boardman's Avatar
Ha,
Do grandfathered rates pass down from father to son?