Ha, How 'bout that, bitches.

Hmmmm, interesting how your thread became all about me.

Me like!

Easy girl! Pace yourself. Start out slow and then WHAM! They'll never know what hit 'em! AND unlike the rest of 'em I got the double post. Way to get the ball rollin' sis. Now lets see if you're ready;

1) No Doze? Check!

2) Red Bull? Check!

3) Visine? Check!

4) Finger/stretchin' exercises? Check!

5) Hair secured and not imparing vision? Check!

Did I miss anything?

Double post

I swear it was an accident. I swear. Originally Posted by Brooke Wild

Shhh.... don't let 'em see your well laid out plans, gurl. WE know what's up!

Congrats my man .
These people are just jealous you don't have a life. Specially Brooke.

Double post

I swear it was an accident. I swear. Originally Posted by Brooke Wild

Then you should've taken advantage of this long ass screen and posted some pics of those tiddies.. just sayin..

Its a bad day when you're quoting your own damn self.. but hey, figured I'd practice what I preach... does anybody know what there is to do in SA? I'm bored

Originally Posted by luxury daphne

Dayum LD this pic should be in the porn snd masturbation thread

thanks,it just looks like my titties are lopsided.. they are..oops
but it was kinda hard holding that damn piece there without anybody attached to it

oh yeah, almost forgot.. boardman sucks.

" Look Ma, No Hands!"

FUCK! I came (no pun) over here for something, but now I totally forgot.

Originally Posted by luxury daphne

They say your memory is the first to go............


just sayin'.........

Hey Brooke, what happened to your check list? #17

Oh yeah! To clown Boardman. Here we go.

Post #:

5 ... about me

6 ... about me

11 ... about me

12 ... about me

13 ... about me

17 ... about me

18 ... about me

19 ... about me

20 ... about me

26 ... about me

Hmmmm, I know it hurts boardman, I know it hurts.


BTW - You're not even on the top posters list anymore;

It was like the amount of time your erection holds, not long at all


^ yes ... large font was required ^

They say your memory is the first to go............


just sayin'.........

Hey Brooke, what happened to your check list? #17 Originally Posted by onehitwonder

Ahhh, my handy dandy check list ... you'll be proud. I have not had to resort to using any of those yet ... I'll be here all day so I need to save those for later.

Now I gotta clean my turtle tank and guinea pig cage so I'll be gone for the next few hours, but I'll be back.

As long as DH and Lisa.Lisa stay off the board ... I'll be making it to that top posters list TODAY!!

So ya'll decide what my present will be and I'll be back to collect it later today!

Congratulations!

I herewith note your other statistics:

Join Date: Jan 4, 2010
Location: The cat house
Posts: 1,851
Reviews: 6

FYI: When you make the top posters list again (in 2030) please consult w/ DH before you start your thread. You totally killed this one.

Just look at DH's work compared to yours ...


geniusman



SP Hunter



KohanaKoa



chipper



St.Christopher



DallasRain



ANONONE



charlestudor2005



sixxbach



notanewbie



ferdburf



Mokoa



PurplePussyEater



SOULMANIKE



dearhunter