Spanking one out saves money!!

You guys ever try to get any, yet you can't get anything to work out (providers be tripping sometimes). So you just decide to give up the chase, surf some porn and rub one out. And then afterwards, you think, "The money I saved by not getting any FEELS SO GOOD right now!!"



Or is this just me?? Originally Posted by Randall Creed

Nope it happens to me too. Only I still end up scheduling an appointment.

You guys ever try to get any, yet you can't get anything to work out (providers be tripping sometimes). So you just decide to give up the chase, surf some porn and rub one out. And then afterwards, you think, "The money I saved by not getting any FEELS SO GOOD right now!!"



Or is this just me?? Originally Posted by Randall Creed

Even worse is the guy here who has to pay women, then all he can go is rub one out the provider. Makes you wonder why he pays just to jerk off.

Even worse is the guy here who has to pay women, then all he can go is rub one out the provider. Makes you wonder why he pays just to jerk off. Originally Posted by OldButStillGoing

Would you rather rub one out while looking at a computer screen or rub one out with a pussy in your mouth? lol

For $200 plus I want to fuck her brains out, not jerk off all the time. Of course that explains why he complains of YMMV all the time. And why women will still see one of the biggest asses on the board. He does most of the work. They just have to scrub themselves with industrial strength cleaner afterwords.

And let me commend you again for your avatar selection.

It fits you so well. C list actor who's only good at being either an asshole, back stabbing loser, or an underachieving douchebag. Originally Posted by Randall Creed

Lol...the irony is the actor (and writer, producer, creator, etc) Danny McBride has actually done quite well for himself since becoming an entertainer.

Known by close friends to be quite generous, Danny has also distinguished himself as a pretty frugal, savvy investor. He has a reported net worth between $22 and $25 million. Not bad for a so-called loser (by such an obvious successful gent as yourself, hmmm?)

Find a DeLorean, hop in it, and go share your wisdom with your biological father. Originally Posted by broes

NBA? Why would Randall complain about basketball? I'd think it was in his blood.

I don't know about this, someone told me once I should "spank the monkey", that I could orgasm and save money.

well I tried it, and I'll be damned if that furry bastard didn't jump on me and bite my ass in several places! I only felt pain, yeah, I guess I saved money, but for what?!

Need to leave them S&M monkeys alone, Tran...(question though) was said primate wearing leather chaps?

You guys ever try to get any, yet you can't get anything to work out (providers be tripping sometimes). So you just decide to give up the chase, surf some porn and rub one out. And then afterwards, you think, "The money I saved by not getting any FEELS SO GOOD right now!!"



Or is this just me?? Originally Posted by Randall Creed

Sure there are times when that for whatever reason, it just doesn't happen with a provider. I had one I have seen regularly for years and then one day I just couldn't keep it up for her. It happens sometimes. When that happens though, I'm not going to "give up the chase," I'm going to try and figure out what caused it whether it was something about her or something with me like stress or being tired or I don't what else. And as long as there is time, try and fix it.

If I'm gonna rub one out though, I'm not gonna call someone first. More often than not, when I get the urge to call on a provider, I'll go to the computer and jack off to try and "satisfy" the desire first because frankly, I just don't like spending the money. If that doesn't work, that's when I make the call but it usually works.

But that's just me, different strokes for different folks (pun intended).

Find a DeLorean, hop in it, and go share your wisdom with your biological father. Originally Posted by broes

LMFAO!!!!
I need a lamp for all this goddamn shade in here!

Find a DeLorean, hop in it, and go share your wisdom with your biological father. Originally Posted by broes

I just laughed out loud at a museum. Thanck you.

Ok, broes. That was damn genious!

Need to leave them S&M monkeys alone, Tran...(question though) was said primate wearing leather chaps? Originally Posted by Chateau Becot

it was, which I found rather odd.. after I spanked the monkey, it let out a high-pitched shriek and went after me. after I was bitten a few times, I could have sworn I heard "please return to the dungeon anytime, that will be $500, cash only"..

I was like, WTF?

Lol...the irony is the actor (and writer, producer, creator, etc) Danny McBride has actually done quite well for himself since becoming an entertainer.

Known by close friends to be quite generous, Danny has also distinguished himself as a pretty frugal, savvy investor. He has a reported net worth between $22 and $25 million. Not bad for a so-called loser (by such an obvious successful gent as yourself, hmmm?) Originally Posted by Chateau Becot

Way to take the post out of context, genius.

Do you ever see Danny play a doctor or a professor? No. He's usually some kind of slacker, conniving 'up to no good' type of character.

The guy's in Hollywood, so he has to have some kind of money (I would hope so). That wasn't the point. Let me spell it out for you, since skull density is obviously in play here.

The ROLES HE PLAYS in the straight to video type of movies that he's in, with his pals Seth Rogen, Jonah Hill, and that Franco brother, was the point. The ROLES of Danny McBride suits a...character like broes perfectly.

Tool. Slacker. Underachiever. Gets fired from jobs every couple months. Spanks himself every Saturday night in his mom's rent free basement.

I don't NOT like McBride. He plays these roles well. He's funny. Probably kinda typecast into these roles now, because he's played them too many times. But he's a great guy from what I can see (probably has some douchebag qualities in real life. Who doesn't).

But when you see a picture of him, what do you think about? 30 Minutes or Less. This is the End. Superbad. A few others. That softball movie he's in (can't think of the name of it right off).

Cool guy and all, but no one's going to confuse his career with A-listers like Denzel or Jason Statham.