what is GFE

Since he is the one who is paying, GFE is anything the hobbyist defines it as. In the hobby, if different, the provider does not get to dictate and do what her definition of GFE is IF she agrees to set an appointment with a hobbyist who let her know what he likes in a session. That is another reason for reviews. Originally Posted by davidfree986

I would slap the ever living shit out of you just for those words alone. What a fucking creep you are David. Who the fuck sees this prick? You're a sick fuck. RTM that...bitchboy. Your thought process is fucking warped.

You got that right!

By my definitions...

TWE (The Wife Experience) - Walks past you and tells you to fuck off and considers that the intimacy for the day. At most lays still and spreads legs pondering what color to paint the ceiling until you finish. Originally Posted by Bob Soldios

Isn't that why most of you are here?

I am here for the taint ... where are your taint photos?

its not the ACTS....It is the *attitude. Originally Posted by Eva Damita

Girlfriends swallow.
Pornstars lick the cum off another girls ass and then swallow....

I would slap the ever living shit out of you just for those words alone. What a fucking creep you are David. Who the fuck sees this prick? You're a sick fuck. RTM that...bitchboy. Your thought process is fucking warped. Originally Posted by BBW Katrina

Katrina, We have not met, but I love you. Perfectly written and accurate. And, just to break some wind in Davidfree's direction.........

Under Davidfree's GFE definition: David's GFE sessions almost always include finishing by beating himself off while looking at the naked provider until he cums because ordinarily he is incapable of being stimulated to orgasm by even the most capable providers in a GFE or any session. It doesnt seem to be an ED problem, its probably psychological. In other words, Davidfree has to beat himself off or else he cant cum. Such a pitty. I am not sure why he bothers to book providers and spend the money....... Maybe it is so he can take pictures for his personal spank bank.

Davidfree, Here is some good advice: You really need to get some professional therapist help. Your condition, as revealed in your posts, continues to get worse.

throw in COF CIM BLS Swallow (Birdwatching) fast and hard pounding and it turns into PSE. Originally Posted by Melonie Banks

The eagle is the bird of war, the dove the bird of peace. But the bird of true love is the swallow.

Dammit man! Stop with that shit already. Originally Posted by Kendall4U

Pretty sure many more are interested in if a gal offers BBFS versus if she'll post taint photos. The really good girls do both.

BELOW ARE THE ASSHOLE AWARDS OF THE DAY
and THE HEROS --


A-HOLES

It means taint photos are posted and BBCR is preferred. Originally Posted by pyramider

You piece of trash. I have no respect for you.

Especially in Dallas. Originally Posted by chicagoboy

TRASH....TRASH...TRASH

If I had a gf, I'd be more than slightly disappointed if swallowing wasn't something she enjoyed regularly as part of her bbbj. Originally Posted by FunInDFW

Then damn....your living in a dream world. We gals prefer to swallow only if you ate pineapple and not fish the night before. Just sayin. FID - Just get a girlfriend and get off this board!

DO what my GF does ... Duh �� Originally Posted by Lookzfun61

That makes no sense

The good girls offer bareback as part of their GFE offerings. Originally Posted by TheEccie214

Good luck on your next STD visit to the doctor....

I call it a provider being a mattress actress and being a cheerleader, aka, cheering while I am scoring. Originally Posted by davidfree986

UUUHH YEAH....GO AHEAD LIMP DICK...SCORE...SCORE !!

Since he is the one who is paying, GFE is anything the hobbyist defines it as. In the hobby, if different, the provider does not get to dictate and do what her definition of GFE is Originally Posted by davidfree986

ARE YOU F**CKNG KIDDING ME?
MAY I DICTATE TO YOU THAT WE ARE PAID TO PUT UP WITH YOUR ARROGANT ASS?

Girlfriends swallow.
Pornstars lick the cum off another girls ass and then swallow.... Originally Posted by grean

Hmmmmm...How about I bring a 45 for you to swallow?
Please book an appointment with me....I will turn into Lorena Bobbit in a heart beat. Google it asshole.


HEROS !!

At the end of the day YMMV is the acronym that applies. Originally Posted by dbjp101

GFE: fresh breath, hugging, touching, passionate lfk & dfk, bbbj (cim optional), daty/dato, cfs, msog w/hr+, realP or IOP, nice personality/conversation and enjoys the time together. Originally Posted by Invisible1

Yep, and it is the ATTITUDE that effects the ACTS. Originally Posted by davidfree986

Yes!....Yes!....Yes!....can you tell I'm about to squirt!!

What a fucking creep you are David. Your thought process is fucking warped. Originally Posted by BBW Katrina

You go girl! Right on!

The eagle is the bird of war, the dove the bird of peace. But the bird of true love is the swallow. Originally Posted by Sir Lancehernot

SL - dude...don't join the A-HOLE RANKS today....please

and that is my 2+ 2+ 2+ cents today

Torre

ROFL! This cheeky cunt...

So one is an asshole for saying how they would prefer someone, in this case a significant other, to perform a specific act (swallowing)? Does that then make you an asshole as well for saying how you would prefer someone, in this case people who's cum "we ladies" swallow, to perform a specific act (eating food to alter their cum's taste)?

Hmm... Foot = mouth. Here, and in other threads, you seem to love to put yourself in situations rife with irony.

edit: I suppose she hasn't been around since before I got here; but has this person always been this way? Getting nonsensical vibes from people that no longer post here. 'Asshole' and 'Hero' both to David, not sure if she should lambaste or praise... what the actual fuck!?

shoo fly....don't bother me.

Such a perfect response after mine. Thanks for proving my point.

edit: lol thanks for the heads up and info, will keep them in mind for her!

I know my version of GFE and how hobbyists in my area (SEATTLE) classify it, But I've found that in different parts of the country a lot of guys and girls alike have very different views.. Here are mine


GFE = Passionate kissing, daty/o, BBBJ, multiple positions, and just and all around sensual feel to the session.

throw in COF CIM BLS Swallow (Birdwatching) fast and hard pounding and it turns into PSE.


Be Nice LOL

Mel B. Originally Posted by Melonie Banks

My expectations of GFE are pretty much along these lines. For me it starts when I first see you. A nice greeting when I get there with at least some hugging and maybe kissing and as important for me as anything with GFE is the conversation. If I don't click on the conversation it's hard to call it a GFE session.

I hope those asshole rankings are in order of posts and not biggest to smallest; if I'd known it was a competition I'd have tried harder.

I hope those asshole rankings are in order of posts and not biggest to smallest; if I'd known it was a competition I'd have tried harder. Originally Posted by TheEccie214

PEACE OUT ....my friend...