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Welcome Back!

Where'd I put my spank-kerchief?

Welcome back. Sorry for my failed attempt to be funny up-thread. It seems my sense of humor is as broken as my ability to keep track of time.

Well, feller, sum people hate mah guts fer tryin' ta be funny, too. But at least when Ah'm tryin' ta make folks laff, Ah gots ma looks ta fall back on. Wurst cums ta wurst, they'll durn shure bust a gut laffin' if'n they see mah dick!