What is the biggest fib you ever heard about sex?

pickupkid's Avatar
you'll get blow jobs when you get married
I'll start.An Asain women]s pussy is sideways Originally Posted by pickupkid
It is if you lay her on her side, right.
pickupkid's Avatar
It tastes like candy
pyramider's Avatar
you'll get blow jobs when you get married Originally Posted by pickupkid
You do get bjs when you are married, just not from your wife.
Satyrrical's Avatar
Guys pop once and then roll over to go to sleep. I wish.
cumalot's Avatar
There are only so many shots and you don't know how many shots are left son...
Race determines dick size... Biggest myth ever.
knotty man's Avatar
pics are 1000% me or its free!
ammonite's Avatar
The biggest one I've ever told: "I just want to put the head in..just a little bit"
Still Looking's Avatar
The biggest one I've ever told: "I just want to put the head in..just a little bit" Originally Posted by ammonite
Guys pop once and then roll over to go to sleep. I wish. Originally Posted by Satyrrical
I hope not..........
pickupkid's Avatar
Don't worry about birth control...I got covered baby
"I only want put it in a little way just the head," I thought I was the only one who had ever used that one, ammonier. A variation is "just let me rub my head between your lips, I won’t try to put it in."

To go along with these, "I won't cum inside of you."
jughead1171's Avatar
Once you're married you can have LOTS of sex with your wife! Originally Posted by 1Curiousguy
Must be the most told

The biggest fib I have ever heard about sax was:

I am going to make you cum so many times! Originally Posted by Naughty Destiny
LMAO

The biggest one I've ever told: "I just want to put the head in..just a little bit" Originally Posted by ammonite
I will have to remember to try this one and see if it works. LOL
shorty's Avatar
Your the only I ever BBFS with.