As someone with a degree in Security Management, I think I should get to supervise the screening of the ladies and if they aren't doing it right, I will have to take over. It will be a thankless job but I will happily make the sacrifice for all of you.
As much as I'd LOVE to give you that job.......I shall take on the hard task of patting...err...umm..I mean screening everyone........including the ladies.
Sorry, but since I'm not getting paid to host these parties, I need some type of benefits damnit. lol
Ok, I would agree that you deserve some....uh...benefits (wink). I am sure there are plenty of us willing to give you some...uh...benefits (wink multiple times).