Biotone Lotion **Trade**

Lolololololol.

Really? If that's honestly worth less than 50, I can't believe you've made such a huge deal over this. Cut your losses and move on. Oh wait... How bout putting an ad on craigslist and giving massages to recoup your money?
bartipero's Avatar
"...Elena may have had the best idea. Take it with you and use it up yourself! ..."

Now, there is a picture. "Here, help me lug my lard bucket in here", as you hear it clunk up the stairs.
H-copter, it was too easy to be the straight man on this. Thanks for being a good sport at the roast.
You could probably use it to give mfm massages and make enough to cover the lube and go get your own massage!

By the way, just joking around, I think there is nothing wrong with asking for a trade; the worse that happens is no one takes you up on it.
Helicopter206's Avatar
it's all love from you guys.
I tried my best, I was just a little up_set.
that this one provider had me do this for her.
then she told me, she never ask for the lotion.
she knew all about the lotion.
this was after I saw her using $ store hand lotion on me.
then she told me it was her turn for the Massage.
and gave me a different lotion to use on her.
this wasn't cool at all.

you guys all fun, I don't mind.

The providers that bitched about the lotion never tried it; they don't know what they are missing and neither do their clients.
They should spend a little bit of cash they made and give the lotion a whirl.
Their services aren't cheap; so they shouldn't be cheap on what they use on us..
WOW, you just don't get it do you?

I haven't seen one provider bitch about the lotion, Jackie actually complimented it and I don't know a damn thing about it because I don't do massages nor am I able to have that stuff used on me.

So now you're wanting to tell the ladies who do massages to stop being cheap and use the good stuff? Why don't you stop being a cheap whiny ass guy and go sit in the corner for a week.

Getting a massage from a professional massage therapist isn't cheap and they don't use the cheap stuff. Maybe that's your problem, you don't go see the professionals and you go to the girls that just offer massages and aren't massage therapists by trade.
Helicopter206's Avatar
So what's an oil rub, is that like a massage?
MsElena