Provider has a 7" minimum requirement

Geeze might as well say "can u fill my wide set vagina". Originally Posted by NikkiWhite

She doesn't specify girth, so all us pencil-dicked guys are in!

It’s the first time I have run across something like this from a provider.

"I'm glad you found me. I'm a private assistant to a very specific kind of man. My skills are best suited for the well-endowed (seven plus). I know this makes me very unusual but please forgive the screening. I truly enjoy what I do and I hope to be able to share that. I feel its better for me to be honest and up front about what will make the best experience for us both and there are no exceptions".


http://www.theprivateassistant.com/ Originally Posted by Welladjusted

I have to admit I don't have any issues with her site. She wants a certain type of gent and like stated above probably needs the 'bottom' knocked out of her from time-to-time . I think many gents feel the same way about ladies they seek, we just don't put it to print.

She said, 'Give me ten inches and hurt me!"

So I stuck it in twice and hit her with a brick.

Ok—OK: She didn't actually say that and I didn't DO it.

Wow.

Wonder if she carries a ruler. And what if the way you measure is different from the way she measures...which begs the question: If you both agree on how it's measured and you're a quarter inch short...then what?

Measuring from the taint while its stiff would make it appear to be longer.

Geeze might as well say "can u fill my wide set vagina". Originally Posted by NikkiWhite

That is the funniest thing I have read in a long time! Lmao

Chihuahua-friendly only? Originally Posted by Fancyinheels

Umm... just how "friendly" did you want me to be with those Chihuahua's specifically?

So if you drop your drawers and have less than 7 inches, what happens? LOL! Originally Posted by Goddess Emma Love

Then they bring in a girl whose pussy isn't as worn out as the girl in the ad.

I went to see that girl one time. She told me to drop my pants. I did, and she laughed and said "you only have 3 inches", I said "baby I want a 2nd opinion", she said "you're ugly too."

bahahhaahah

Not to throw grenades early in the morning...

But...

How is this really different from an NBA policy? The woman apparently has her preference that she's "attracted to"... And it probably will cost her money.

Sounds exactly like NBA to me. I just think if you make fun of her or scratch your head for having this policy, you should realize that you could do the same for an NBA provider.

Not to throw grenades early in the morning...

But...

How is this really different from an NBA policy? The woman apparently has her preference that she's "attracted to"... And it probably will cost her money.

Sounds exactly like NBA to me. I just think if you make fun of her or scratch your head for having this policy, you should realize that you could do the same for an NBA provider. Originally Posted by MrGoodBar

She's saying she wants big cocks -- not just big black cocks, not just big white cocks, etc. She's leaving out an overt racial component. I know, it's a subtle distinction.

Not to throw grenades early in the morning...

But...

How is this really different from an NBA policy? The woman apparently has her preference that she's "attracted to"... And it probably will cost her money.

Sounds exactly like NBA to me. I just think if you make fun of her or scratch your head for having this policy, you should realize that you could do the same for an NBA provider. Originally Posted by MrGoodBar

She's saying she wants big cocks -- not just big black cocks, not just big white cocks, etc. She's leaving out an overt racial component. I know, it's a subtle distinction. Originally Posted by emptywallet

The distinction is not subtle, it's non-existent.

She's discriminating over a physical attribute. Exactly like NBA providers. Not that I care, as I'm not attracted to her physical attributes.

But I'm prejudiced that way.

From what I'm told, the incidence of 7" (and larger) cocks is rare. The incidence of 7" cocks, that are also thicker is even rarer. I'm sure this provider knows of the demographics of dick size, wants to be low volume, and this requirement will insure the low volume clientele she seeks, and enjoys.

By the way, I "fit" her requirement, but I prefer younger, petite, blonde women. Those requirements, if those were my sole requirements, would also make me low volume. Ladies, if you fit the profile I described, please contact me! Perhaps I will be persuaded to become higher volume.

By the way, we all discriminate at some level in this hobby. I'm not offended for there are plenty of providers with whom you can make a connection. Always remember the best mantra for this hobby, "Next!"

im screwed.......err ..not