Let’s make this fun again.

Omg girl. I'm goofy AF. I can't tell you how many times I've laughed during sex. And I can't even blame a joke in my head. 2 peeps on here will prob chime in. But it's not in a mean "I'm laughing at you " kinda way. Hard to explain but I'm usually not the only one laughing. High fiving happens a lot too. Maybe i take sex should be fun a bit too seriously! Haha. Originally Posted by ZantannaParella

Yeah, never a dull moment with you ZP.

I am a lot of things. But dull is not one of them! :-)

Omg girl. I'm goofy AF. I can't tell you how many times I've laughed during sex. And I can't even blame a joke in my head. 2 peeps on here will prob chime in. But it's not in a mean "I'm laughing at you " kinda way. Hard to explain but I'm usually not the only one laughing. High fiving happens a lot too. Maybe i take sex should be fun a bit too seriously! Haha. Originally Posted by ZantannaParella

GIRL I SWEAR!!!
I love having fun with my clients. I’m also super clumsy which makes things even funnier. I remember trying to change positions all seductive like and I almost fall off the bed 😂
I’ve kicked balls on accident, burned heads, caught Charlie horses. Just a mess 😂😂😂
But I always end up having fun at the end of the session.

Omg girl. I'm goofy AF. I can't tell you how many times I've laughed during sex. And I can't even blame a joke in my head. 2 peeps on here will prob chime in. But it's not in a mean "I'm laughing at you " kinda way. Hard to explain but I'm usually not the only one laughing. High fiving happens a lot too. Maybe i take sex should be fun a bit too seriously! Haha. Originally Posted by ZantannaParella

Yup!!!

"What number am I today?"
"Let's make a baby!" <=wrapped up and greek
"You're so much tighter than (insert any name or wife)

GIRL I SWEAR!!!
I love having fun with my clients. I’m also super clumsy which makes things even funnier. I remember trying to change positions all seductive like and I almost fall off the bed 😂
I’ve kicked balls on accident, burned heads, caught Charlie horses. Just a mess 😂😂😂
But I always end up having fun at the end of the session. Originally Posted by Cherri Plum

Lmao. You sound like me. I get cramps. Almost knocked someone out when I pushed my girl up when his face was coming down. Fallen off the Ed. Broke beds. Put my knee to a face. I could go on but i don't wanna scare people away. I've never killed or seriously injured anyone so all is good. I think it should be fun. That's why I <3 my regulars. They count in already knowing what to expect and I don't have to show my warning labels. Haha

I'm writing these down. Needs to be a newbie etiquette thread.

Three things I don’t want to hear from a provider:

Full service menu does not include: LFK/DFK ,BBBJ or DATY

What do you want me to do? Or what do you to do?

I will be ready in 10 more minutes (after the last 10 minute wait)