Advice

Providers always say clients must have good hygiene or they reserve the right to not see you so why should it be any different for clients. You did the right thing. Why pay for a shitty time.

If I have a $300 tab at a restaurant and the desert is served with a side of shit you can be sure I will be walking out with ALL of my $300 firmly in my pocket and a comment on Yelp, Google, etc. A review of this shit show (literal shit show) would be helpful to those of us who wish to avoid the same situation... so my advice on your return to the hobby is do a review. I just logged on here and haven't looked at the review section yet so if you've already done one, thank you.

LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You did the right thing. She thought she could get over on you by charging 3 bills and showing up all unclean and funky. And then she's gonna say some shit like 'I don't use hotel showers'? When was the last time her ass used "A" shower?? Fuck handi-wipes! Also what the hell made you want to pay 3 bills on this chick in the first place?? Let her ass cry while she's cleaning it at the same time!

Your adventures be cracking me the fuck up!!!! LMAO!!!!!

Another one for the books. Bumps, your a fucking head rush. Lmao

I don't know but there is a strong hint the OP is full of shit. Post on 10-12-2011
http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=308123&highlight= Originally Posted by RGB93

She's apparently a bad wiper.

You apparently cant plan shits in advance.

You should've stopped and asked yourself, "What would NAN do?"

I knew I should have skipped this threAD...

you pick pussy as bad as you gamble Bumps...everything is a crap shoot with you.

There's a simple solution. Don't pay her anything but tell her she'll soon have a spot on your Top 10 list, only six of which are currently occupied. A ground floor opportunity at free marketing, if you will. I'm told it works wonders

poor girl must of been so embarrassed I think you should of just left at least half of the donation, For her time.Money is money but if you do decided to see her again maybe the next time the session will be way better.. Bring her a gift maybe flowers or a bottle of wine, Heck even a gift card. Us ladies love men who are sweet
Or just move on plenty of lovely ladies in Houston area. Originally Posted by Jennatx

Why would the OP leave half the donation? This is a professional business arrangement. The very least she could do is to make sure her ass is clean?? PLEASE

I don't think you should have left the donation ( gas money was nice ) but really for $3 , she could at least wear clean panties.

There's a simple solution. Don't pay her anything but tell her she'll soon have a spot on your Top 10 list, only six of which are currently occupied. A ground floor opportunity at free marketing, if you will. I'm told it works wonders

Originally Posted by TexasGator

You so nasty!

Never trust a shart.

Originally Posted by TexasGator

Hil-froggin-larious

poor girl must of been so embarrassed I think you should of just left at least half of the donation, For her time.Money is money but if you do decided to see her again maybe the next time the session will be way better.. Bring her a gift maybe flowers or a bottle of wine, Heck even a gift card. Us ladies love men who are sweet
Or just move on plenty of lovely ladies in Houston area. Originally Posted by Jennatx

If we had to pay every chick half her donation to escape the session when she showed up with shit in her panties, all the girls would try it. Nice easy way to make $150 in 2 minutes. Of course the repeat business would go to shit.

I think this guy is full of shit with this story, but if it is true, she got all that she deserved. There would be no way in hell she should get half the donation.

Woe how disappointing.
Everyone has bad days but that's just nasty.
Even still cancellation fee and gas would have been the right move.
Sorry that SHIT happened to you