Well miss Rain I have never met you but I'll keep it hanging for ya, lol.
Just after the Vietnam war, this rough old Marine Sergeant Major gave a speech to an on campus political group. After the speech, this cute little hippie chick sashayed up to him and said "Like, you need to relax, Man. Like, when was the last time you had sex?"
The Sergeant Major smiled and said, "oh I'd say 1955."
The girl was scandalized "1955? That's so long ago!"
He just smiled, looked at his watch and said, "I don't know, It's only 2130 now."