GOOD! put me on your damn "no-see" list, tell me what good is that gonna do?? How many times have I tried to see you??? how many times have I ever even pm'd you??? That's right ZERO!!!! Zilch, NEVER! The only reason I might have ever even considered seeing you is because you are Bareback friendly. But after seeing you in person, and not being very impressed by your looks, and then hearing your FAKE English accent, hell fucken no!!
Good day to you Darlin
Originally Posted by Little Monster
I am DISTRAUGHT!!!! How will I be able to get through the day with the shame, the guilt, the embarrassment! I have been called out by someone who thinks murder, decapitation, and desecration of a person are their favorite topics for humor.
What was I thinking? I have wasted decades of my life by not being up on the "art" and "music" of this genre. How could I have managed without understanding the fine talent and deep sense of humanity that sees joy and humor in your OP. I suspect it takes a certain genetic "difference" to see things that way--which might make you a different sub-category of humanoid from the people I care to associate with.
*face in the palm*
I swear to the gods you fucken people!! Are gullible, over sensitive, and fucken stupid all at the same time. But of course, "WE" are gullible, over sensitive, and fucken stupid" because we actually read what you posted. Yep. Our fault. Not yours for assuming the typical reader is as "enlightened" about death humor as you are. No wonder you are superior--it must be so very difficult for you to actually tolerate, much less try and communicate with normal people. Now those who know me on here (and there are quite a few who do) already knew better than to take this post serious. Yep, so you should have sent a PM to those who "know" you and saved the drama.
Who was my post directed at?? NO ONE you dipshits!!! So? Lots of posts are "directed at no one".
I posted this shit because it has been a while since I've spent any kind of time on here and I get on here and quite frankly this fucken place is BORING as fuck now. So I at least tried to break the goddamn monotony of what is now a very dull forum. How kind of you. Blowing away random pedestrians on the street would break the monotony of a dull day in downtown Dallas as well--maybe you will think that is a good idea next. Why not?
But as long as we have over sensitive & worthless individuals who contribute nothing more than hitting an rtm button I can see it will remain this way. Hate to inform you, yours was a "contribution", just not a positive one. But now we are getting somewhere--rage against the machine because one of your posts--or some pal's posts--were RTM'd. Oh poor little M. Feelings hurt that maybe someone thought those posts were obnoxious, gross, and/or inappropriate? Kind of like this thread? Why don't you apply to be the Post Priviledge Mod, deciding who can post, and which posts are "interesting enough" for your tastes?
Now did anyone even bother to hit the play button on the music I provided BEFORE reading the post, because the background WAS a big part of the satire you know??
Here I don't give a flying fuck if I do get into trouble I will repost the JOKE again, this time make sure to play the music while reading the passage. ENJOY!!
Originally Posted by Little Monster
Wow, now I feel honored that Mr. Wonderful has taken the time to make an appearance on my thread
Originally Posted by Little Monster
Another lame "put down" by the enlightened LM. I will cringe at the slightest sound or shadow the rest of the day. Typical response on your part--ignore the comment, make a gratuitous comment about the poster. Half a point for your witticism, no more. And I say half a point only because I am generous today.
I am DISTRAUGHT!!!! How will I be able to get through the day with the shame, the guilt, the embarrassment! I have been called out by someone who thinks murder, decapitation, and desecration of a person are their favorite topics for humor.
What was I thinking? I have wasted decades of my life by not being up on the "art" and "music" of this genre. How could I have managed without understanding the fine talent and deep sense of humanity that sees joy and humor in your OP. I suspect it takes a certain genetic "difference" to see things that way--which might make you a different sub-category of humanoid from the people I care to associate with.
Um, yes it is humor Genius. There's even a sub genre for it, it's called DARK HUMOR Old wise one. Here you go I will even look it up for you
But of course, "WE" are gullible, over sensitive, and fucken stupid" because we actually read what you posted. Yep. Our fault. Not yours for assuming the typical reader is as "enlightened" about death humor as you are. No wonder you are superior--it must be so very difficult for you to actually tolerate, much less try and communicate with normal people
Good, I am glad at least YOU know your place. Now that we got that out of the way...
Yep, so you should have sent a PM to those who "know" you and saved the drama.
Nah, I rather like the drama. Plus it never fails every time I post something like this. The hypocritic “Moral Crusaders” such as your always come out which in return gives me exactly what I want.
So? Lots of posts are "directed at no one".
What the hell are you talking about???
How kind of you. Blowing away random pedestrians on the street would break the monotony of a dull day in downtown Dallas as well--maybe you will think that is a good idea next. Why not?
Ok, so you don't like what is called Dark Humor, that is entirely your right. But others do get over it, not everyone is gonna walk, talk, and think like you do get over yourself chief. Just some more Old-T hypocrisy. *smh*
Hate to inform you, yours was a "contribution", just not a positive one. But now we are getting somewhere--rage against the machine because one of your posts--or some pal's posts--were RTM'd. Oh poor little M. Feelings hurt that maybe someone thought those posts were obnoxious, gross, and/or inappropriate? Kind of like this thread? Why don't you apply to be the Post Priviledge Mod, deciding who can post, and which posts are "interesting enough" for your tastes?
Rage against the Machine!! One of my ATF bands!! Please do point out where in my reply I was seeking pity. One thing I know for sure is I have contributed a whole hell of a lot more to this board than you sir will ever, FACT. If one has a problem with my post then the easy thing to do would be to put me on ignore and never open another one of my threads now wouldn't it???
Second I'm not the one who is going around trying to tell people what they can and can't post , YOU ARE!! I can pull up a fuck ton more of YOUR post, that are nothing more than you criticizing they other's post than I can mine. Do you really wanna play this game?? You sir are nothing but a hypocrite who spits out more negativity and put downs than I have ever.
Another lame "put down" by the enlightened LM. I will cringe at the slightest sound or shadow the rest of the day. Typical response on your part--ignore the comment, make a gratuitous comment about the poster. Half a point for your witticism, no more. And I say half a point only because I am generous today.
Originally Posted by Old-T
So let me get this straight. You were able pick up on the sarcasm here, but you were unable to catch the sarcasm in my OP. Something tells me you're smarter than that and were just trying to play the "Woa says me" role. Which just allows me to yet again exploit you for what you truly are nothing but a hypocrite who is guilty of everything he preaches against. You must be a Christian, lol
But I will be nice and give you a half point for not bringing up how horrible all us Texans are and how much more wonderful people in the rust belt are. Kudos to you
First rule of comedy: if you have to explain the joke, it was a fail.
Originally Posted by biggestbubba
I could give a fuck less whether or not the joke was a success, that was not my mission, as I stated before.
Are we talking about MATA LEON???? Is this another "Where should I stay or eat in Austin" thread??? Is this a thread about Asian Trafficking??? NOPE! SUCCESS!!!!
I swear to the gods you fucken people!! Are gullible, over sensitive, and fucken stupid all at the same time. Now those who know me on here (and there are quite a few who do) already knew better than to take this post serious.
Who was my post directed at?? NO ONE you dipshits!!!
I posted this shit because it has been a while since I've spent any kind of time on here and I get on here and quite frankly this fucken place is BORING as fuck now. So I at least tried to break the goddamn monotony of what is now a very dull forum.
But as long as we have over sensitive & worthless individuals who contribute nothing more than hitting an rtm button I can see it will remain this way.
Now did anyone even bother to hit the play button on the music I provided BEFORE reading the post, because the background WAS a big part of the satire you know??
Here I don't give a flying fuck if I do get into trouble I will repost the JOKE again, this time make sure to play the music while reading the passage. ENJOY!!
!
Originally Posted by Little Monster
It's true Austin Eccie right now is like one of those SUUUUPER boring driest of dry fucks that give ya a chaffed twat and anal fissures.
It's true Austin Eccie right now is like one of those SUUUUPER boring driest of dry fucks that give ya a chaffed twat and anal fissures.
Originally Posted by Miss Valentina
We should all thank Little Monster for fighting against anal fissures.
My comment is that the song sucked ass the first time out and didn't really get better on the cover.
I do commend Monster for trying to liven up this joint. It is bunk as fuck on Austin eccie right now.
San Antonio has been bunk as fuck for a minute now, ever since the "gentility" brigade rose to de facto power. This is about as far from genteel as you could get, so it's got that going for it.
It's true Austin Eccie right now is like one of those SUUUUPER boring driest of dry fucks that give ya a chaffed twat and anal fissures.
Originally Posted by Miss Valentina
I don't know about anyanal fissures Miss V. But what I do know is that booty looks damn good in that pic you have in the brown swimsuit in your showcase. Muy yummy!
GOOD! put me on your damn "no-see" list, tell me what good is that gonna do?? How many times have I tried to see you??? how many times have I ever even pm'd you??? That's right ZERO!!!! Zilch, NEVER! The only reason I might have ever even considered seeing you is because you are Bareback friendly. But after seeing you in person, and not being very impressed by your looks, and then hearing your FAKE English accent, hell fucken no!!
Good day to you Darlin
Originally Posted by Little Monster
I've never met Dakota but she looks pretty damn good to me. In fact I'd say she exudes more natural sex appeal then any I've seen from any on this board in a very loooong time.
There are one or two others that look great cosmetically but natural sex appeal can't be applied with makeup. You either have it or you don't.
Again as I said I've not seen her in person so who knows?
It's true Austin Eccie right now is like one of those SUUUUPER boring driest of dry fucks that give ya a chaffed twat and anal fissures.
Originally Posted by Miss Valentina
NOW my thread has been confirmed a success. Arguably one of the smartest "persons" on the board understands what my objective was as well as my grievance. It my be 4:30 in the morning but right now I just wanna fucking dance!!!......with Miss V!
Come on Miss V, I know you can move like the beautiful, TRUE English Beauty Miss Katie White here. Sing it with me!!!
Hey, If you can't move your feet
You wanna stand like a woman
You wanna stand with me
If you don't seem to fit in
You wanna take some cover
You wanna leave with me
Did I ever tell you about the way I wanna feel
Giving it up and fly away
Did I ever tell you about the good times that you get
Don't know if you got another day Hey! I'm in the wrong club
Listening to this shit
(Oh oh oh oh) Hey! I'm in the wrong life, someone get me out of it
(Oh oh oh oh)
And if you wanna come in
We can sit on boxes
I keep everything
Oh, and if you're standing in the corner
You can tell me you don't wanna talk
And I tell you how it's always been
Did I ever tell you about the way I wanna feel
Giving it up and fly away
And did I ever tell you about the good times that you get
Don't know if you got another day Hey! I'm in the wrong club
Listening to this shit
(Oh oh oh oh) Hey! I'm in the wrong life, someone get me out of it
(Oh oh oh oh)
I ain't moving though the beat is on
Everyone's gonna let me know it
Get me out somewhere I belong
Come with me, we can over throw it
What's the matter with the crazy fool
Keep it in or I can go and show it
No DJ never saved my life Hey! I'm in the wrong club
Listening to this shit
(Dj never saved my life) I'm in the wrong life, someone get me out of it Hey! I'm in the wrong club
Listening to this shit
I'm in the wrong life, someone get me out of it
And everyone's gonna let me know it
Come with me, we can over throw it
Keep it in or I can go and show it
Hey!
No DJ never saved my life
And everyone's gonna let me know it
Come with me, we can over throw it
Keep it in or I can go and show
Hey!
And everyone's gonna let me know it
Come with me, we can over throw it
Keep it in or I can go and show it
Hey!
Originally Posted by Little Monster
Originally Posted by Little Monster
