Hustled? A Quustion...

boardman's Avatar
NAN and Wayward, Y'all are full of shit. This kind of stuff doesn't happen IRL.
I once had a girl show me her tits at Mardi Gras.
Well, she wasn't really showing them to me. More like the guy on the balcony with the beads. I just happened to be standing in front of her.
Wayward's Avatar
You really need to go with me to Carnival in Rio, or to a Denny's after a Y social. Or to DeD's birthday bash, hell anywhere with Satin...
I had animal sex for an entire weekend for helping a young lady that I met at a gas station move her couch.

I say she was just being friendly. Originally Posted by notanewbie
what gas station can i find you at?
LexusLover's Avatar
bds,

That was a typo. He left the "r" out of "couch"!
lmao
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  • 12-28-2010, 07:10 PM
what gas station can i find you at? Originally Posted by babydollsnow
bds, don't start pullin' down your draws, baby. You obviously have NO idea what nan means when he says he had "animal" sex. That gurl was so fugly a few of us thought we recognized her as an ex-linebacker for the Saints.
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if you never take a chance, you can't hit a home run.
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Trust no one.
Rogue!'s Avatar
Back to the Topic:

If the chick was sober while that whole gas station deal went down then she guaranteely had another motive.

Think for a second, yes it is possible that she may really loved his gesture and probably wanted to get it on with him, but she would've asked for his phone number instead of offering him tits straight away.

No girl in her right mind directly invites a complete stranger this late at night for some action!
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You really need to go with me to Walmart sometime, seriously. Some women and I bless everyone of them are not in 'their right mind' thankfully. I bought a girl a burrito one rainy night because she looked cold and hungry at a stop n rob at 3 am, one thing lead to another. We left the hotel the next afternoon.
You really need to go with me to Walmart sometime, seriously. Some women and I bless everyone of them are not in 'their right mind' thankfully. I bought a girl a burrito one rainy night because she looked cold and hungry at a stop n rob at 3 am, one thing lead to another. We left the hotel the next afternoon. Originally Posted by Wayward
Gross, you nailed a girl with burrito-ass...
Rogue!'s Avatar
You really need to go with me to Walmart sometime, seriously. Some women and I bless everyone of them are not in 'their right mind' thankfully. I bought a girl a burrito one rainy night because she looked cold and hungry at a stop n rob at 3 am, one thing lead to another. We left the hotel the next afternoon. Originally Posted by Wayward
LOL Oh yea whenever they are not in their minds, such situation can always happen. This is why night clubs were invented.

However I once had an encounter with a sober chick. I was headed to a friend's new year's party and I stopped by my local electronics store to pickup something. And I saw a pretty cute chick all alone confused out of her mind picking out a PC. I helped her pick one out, meanwhile we got to know each other a little, she offered to exchange numbers. And I left, 5 mins later I get a call from her requesting if I can set up the PC for her at her place which was nearby. I live in a nice area so didn't had to worry, I said sure, I came, she offered drinks, I set her PC up in about 5mins, we talk some more and one thing leads to another, and I leave her place the next afternoon.

But dude I would never go all the way with any chick at a Walmart no matter what state of mind I'm in
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.... I would never go all the way with any chick at a Walmart no matter what state of mind I'm in ... Originally Posted by Rogue!
Me neither. It's a good way to get banned!
Stranger shit does happen every day. I had to go into work for an emergency around midnight, and didn't leave until about two or so. I saw two smoking hot young girls in a parking lot with a flat tire. Turns out they were college girls with bags packed heading to Panama City for spring break.
It was probably one of the easiest to change flats I have ever dealt with. I bet I could have done it in five minutes, but milked it for ten or fifteen just to check out the eye candy.
They both thanked me, and I was getting into my truck when one of the girls asked me if I would be interested in fucking? I never saw this coming, and I suspected she was going to hit me up for funds for their trip, which I would have gladly paid. Still had my doubts about their motives, so instead of going to my house which was only blocks away, I got a nearby hotel room. Was hoping to fuck both of them, but only fucked the one that made the offer. The other one laid on the other bed and watched. No money was ever exchanged.
Still have no clue why someone that young and hot would be that gracious to a mid forties male. Especially when you consider they were going on spring break and could have given pussy away to more age appropriate guys. So indeed, stranger shit happens.
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Every pot has a top GymRat, the trick is to not cockblock yourself or getting wacked over the head with a baseball bat by a love broker in a notel off south wayside drive. It is amazing what something simple like changing a tire can do for you. Great story!