I didn't really think this was possible Paul but that post is somehow even less effective than the cartoons.
Refocus please.
Another really bad sign (for you) is when you cry out for help from other people.
I won't go so far as to rehash the issues but you're probably better off writing love letters to overweight hookers as a diversion.
Maybe you can take the final step and start posting poetry declaring your love and appreciation for and to them.
"Ode to a Wart Hog".
Get to work!