I go mugged the other day and I sent this email to the mugger.

Unless you have a Concealed Carry permit, you are in bigger trouble than the mugger, but then again you robbed him at gunpoint (Armed robbery), used his credit cards and cell phone (Theft by Fraud) and sent him a email which boils down to Stalking. You better hope he isn't gay.. or you will have committed a hate crime.

Now about that brown sludge, if they don't nail you with criminal charges, his lawyer will file civil charges against you for his mental anguish and suffering. If walking home with brown sludge doesn't cause you mental anguish... you are one sick puppy.

Your options;

A. Give him all your stuff and hope he doesn't kill you and rape your wife .

B. Shoot him and wound him (See above how much fun that is going to be, and from my personal first hand experience... you shoot someone in this town they will treat you like you were some kind of a criminal or something).

C. Shoot him dead. You have a witness to back up your story, dead men tell no tales. After that macho display of manliness, you'll probably get "Hero" sex that night that will blow your mind. But no matter what she promises you... do NOT put on that cape and jump off the dresser... I can't tell you how many times I have been embarrassed in front of the EMS guys wearing nothing but SuperMan underwear and a bath towel tied around my neck (review to follow).

I didn't leave the house today... the voices in my head said to stay home and clean the guns... that is all. If you are reading this... you are part of the Resistance! Originally Posted by ThatManFromTexas

I agree with TMFT. I would delete this entire thread because if you actually did what you did (not to say the mugger doesn't deserve it) you committed some very serious crime and admitted to it by posting this. We live in a f*cked up world and criminals will sue you.

I agree with TMFT. I would delete this entire thread because if you actually did what you did (not to say the mugger doesn't deserve it) you committed some very serious crime and admitted to it by posting this. We live in a f*cked up world and criminals will sue you. Originally Posted by wiggy

Boy, we've got some real MENSA's on this site. Read the whole post. At the end there is this little comment, "I saw this on another site and got a good laugh."

I didn't do this.

I would have shot the bastard.

Ditto

Boy, we've got some real MENSA's on this site. Read the whole post. At the end there is this little comment, "I saw this on another site and got a good laugh."

I didn't do this.

I would have shot the bastard. Originally Posted by DEAR_JOHN

And I thought everyone would understand the tone of my comment when I wrote... "I can't tell you how many times I have been embarrassed in front of the EMS guys wearing nothing but SuperMan underwear and a bath towel tied around my neck..."

That's hilarious! In fact, I crapped my pants just reading it.
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TopCat

I also LMAO, If I my add my own true experience..

While filling up one evening at a station @ Buffalo Spdway & 59, a guy (my guess, "homeless") tried to approach holding out a small pocketknife.

After I told him to "Get the Fuck away from me".

I simply gave him a shot of 89 octane in the face.....as he ran off, I threatened to chase him down with a lighter in my hand...even called HPD to file a report..
the officer couldn't stop laughing, said I was not the first person he had heard doing this

I still get a laff every time I think of it!!!

Be safe !!!!

I can't stop laughtin lol...

Between DJ and TMFT - best posts I have read in a while. Definition of TFF - especially the bath towel comment.

Hint - next time use a beach towel - more lift