SEXUAL DESIRES

AmishGangster's Avatar
Has anyone ever seen an Asian midget? Has anyone had the "desire" to? Originally Posted by The2Dogs
I'll go $400 for the hour if you can find a hot one and send her to the Burgh. Oh yea she has to be CIM too
Guest123018-4's Avatar
I think I will Google Asian Midgets and see what I can find.
Anyone have some Cheetos?
Pistolero's Avatar
Charlotte, I have known him for years. See what you started. He can not resist midgets and Cheetos.
AmishGangster's Avatar
2dogs, if you find the hot asian midget who is CIM and send her to the Burgh on tour I will not only pay $400 for the hr but will also send you a gigantic box of Cheetos. I'm talkin like a washing machine size box....and I'll send Pistolero exactly 1 Cheeto, not 1 box, just 1 individual Cheeto so he will be jealous of your incredible bounty
AmishGangster's Avatar
Charlotte, I have known him for years. See what you started. He can not resist midgets and Cheetos. Originally Posted by Pistolero
Midgets and Cheetos both fuckin ROCK.

Fuckin Pistolero.
Pistolero's Avatar
Guess my post did not show up.

Fucj Google.

Use Eccie search for Asian Midget.

Wil be waiting on that Cheeto.
Does he want HOT Cheetos or hot ASIAN midgets

You cant have both and you cant eat just one
AmishGangster's Avatar
Guess my post did not show up.

Fucj Google.

Use Eccie search for Asian Midget.

Wil be waiting on that Cheeto. Originally Posted by Pistolero
Well we have some issues before you get that Cheeto. First of all she's CBJ, not CIM. Secondly he would have to talk her into touring Pittsburgh.
Hey 2dogs

She's in San Francisco she's Korean and all of 4'-3"
510-393-2474

You can see her on SF myproviderguide.
http://www.myproviderguide.com/escor...o-u-r-d-r.html
Guest123018-4's Avatar
4'3" is like a giant midget.
She would play center in the midget basketball league.
lustylad's Avatar
Damn, 2dogs, you are one picky choosy kinkster. Sexymaid does all that searching on your behalf and all you can say is - your asian midget isn't midget enough? If I were you I'd hop on the next plane to San Fran...

Meantime, could you please return the favor by sending a couple of your normal-sized Texasian gals up here to Pittsburgh? These 2 would make us yinzers very happy:

http://eccie.net/providers.php?do=view&id=158479

http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=878133&highlight=
bambino's Avatar
I thought you couldn't post racial remarks on Eccie? Aren't midgets a minority? Just sayin. Yinz guys should get yer shit together.
pyramider's Avatar
Something in my sick mind makes me wanna know where he got that from..

Originally Posted by Charlotte Carrington
I sold him some porn on eBay.
pyramider's Avatar

You poor misguided soul......

And as much as you love taint you apparently haven't seen/touched/been with the right one(s)

I find I have fewer inhibitions than I once had. I enjoy experimenting and pushing my limits now more than I ever did. Originally Posted by sexymaid_69
I teach classes in Taintra.
I teach classes in Taintra. Originally Posted by pyramider
Oh really?

How long does one study to become a Taintric master?