Hobby bumper stickers

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We buy ugly whores

Sex Happens

How am I fucking? Call 1-800-Cowgirl

If you can read this...follow me to the Motel 6.
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YMMV
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Uncle Sam wants you to speak english !
Computers will replace Paper, when you can wipe your ass with a laptop.
I may be an old dog but I can still bury a bone.
Politicians & diapers need to be changed For The Same Reason.
Don't steal, the Government hates competition. Originally Posted by zebra
It's like you just copy and pasted a list you've been saving up... "Bumper sticker thread?! Awesome!"
She don't give a fuck for nothing
Chubby Chaser
I don't pay for sex, I pay them not to tell my wife
Will brake for BBBJ
I hate snowballs!
Always tease the boys:

If you can can join em, beat em!
Stop sexting , pull over and jackoff.
  • Gbfsl
  • 09-17-2016, 07:37 PM
Stop pussy deforestation

Panties and pussies go together

I'm a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind.

Sex is like air; it’s not important unless you aren’t getting any.

Pornography is literature designed to be read with one hand.
  • Gbfsl
  • 09-17-2016, 07:47 PM
I might also alter THN's first sticker to read, "Why buy ugly whores"
Picking a candidate is like choosing which STD you want to have.
I BRAKE FOR ATMS
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"Honk for DATY"
Voting Democrat is like asking for Genital Herpes.
Don't argue with your provider...dicker!
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What knockers are they real
Yes Real Nice
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