Where will Chapter ?? appear?
*Client deaths. Yes they happen. Be prepared. Have a plan.
*!! BTW, Panic is not a plan.
*Legal ramifications - yes, moving a body is illegal but lying to the police about said dead body is even worse.
Where will Chapter ?? appear?Excellent idea for a chapter! Thanks for planting the seed.
*Client deaths. Yes they happen. Be prepared. Have a plan.
*!! BTW, Panic is not a plan.
*Legal ramifications - yes, moving a body is illegal but lying to the police about said dead body is even worse. Originally Posted by LazurusLong
Excellent idea for a chapter! Thanks for planting the seed.Some more ideas for the chapter that may need to be addressed.
Originally Posted by Spikebaby
Excellent idea for a chapter! Thanks for planting the seed.Never release the monkey from responsibility for its actions.
For the record, however, I have all my clients sign a waiver when they walk through the doors to my monkey lair. See below for a copy
I ______________ release Jenna (and her monkey) from any incidents/responsibility that may happen during our monkey training. I agree that if I become unconscious, comatose, stop breathing or drop dead or incapacitated in any form during our training Jenna (and her monkey) can roll my nakid body up, push me out the front door and scream "FIRE"
Signature_____________
DATE________________
Person to contact in case of emergency and to wipe out all info on my computer and phone______________ Originally Posted by Spikebaby
As an often when the fun allows occupant of the Monkey Lair. I have had an at length discussion with one long time nekkid friend. If he croaks in the hacienda, I have permission to roll his nekkid ass out and leave nearby with a little yellow flag tied around his wiener so no one trips over him.
Oh, and if I say, hey would you like me to turn the shower on for you???? Wait that has been mentioned. I personally cleanse the cooter before I leave home and then again once I arrive at the monkey lair before you arrive. It should be noted that the distance between the two is 15 minutes at best. Ummmm, so you showered at 7:30 am. Oh yeah, your good. Not. And if uncircumcised please pull back the skin when cleansing. Originally Posted by Lauren Lane
I just want a full sized orange traffic cone over my 1.3" of dangling death. I want the curious to be surprised. Originally Posted by pyramiderCan you imagine their surprise the cone is pulled back. Hey you EMS workers, do ya'll draw straws, rock scissors or just who is low man on the totem to determine who gets the honors?
Where will Chapter ?? appear?Wow, your post talking about someone dying made me think of real life situation that a provider shared with me. She is an independent with an incall and she scheduled a session with a sickly old man who was overweight. He arrived and before things could get going, he started having a heart attack. He was in distress but refused to ask for an ambulance or anything. After about 30 minutes, he improved, but he stayed another half of an hour just talking trash about different people on Eccie and bragging about taking pictures of hobbyists license plates and following them to IHOP and other weird stuff like that. The poor gal was terrified by the whole thing.
*Client deaths. Yes they happen. Be prepared. Have a plan.
*!! BTW, Panic is not a plan.
*Legal ramifications - yes, moving a body is illegal but lying to the police about said dead body is even worse. Originally Posted by LazurusLong
Can you imagine their surprise the cone is pulled back. Hey you EMS workers, do ya'll draw straws, rock scissors or just who is low man on the totem to determine who gets the honors? Originally Posted by Lauren Lane
Great topic, Jenna.
How about a chapter featuring your recent trip to Ireland. A special paragraph or two on the lucky redhead kid that you met. I recall you said his name was Patrick FitsJenna... Originally Posted by Texas Tourist
Should be a short story ... went to the pub, got drunck with a bunch of McSomethings and O'Shits, poorly sang Irish drincking songs, passed out. Woke up and repeated the previous day. Originally Posted by pyramider