what is in louisiana water?

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Probably the French blood floating around. Their scientifically known to be the larger of the white males. Originally Posted by need4discreet
Now i am going to have to do a little research on that hun, that seems like a pretty interesting topic to research about....
Yes, hun i know that you weren't implying that comment towards me in particular lol, but when you mention that you don't really have any issues with finding a pretty tight vajayjay hun do you mind me asking are you one of the ones thats blessed below? Originally Posted by Super Head 713
Nah def not blessed lol. I'm happy though could have been worse
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I was told it's not the water, it's cooking oil, I was told to rub it down everyday with the cooking oil, I never saw any difference, I asked an older man why wasn't it working, he asked what I was using, I told him crisco, he called me a dumbass, then told me crisco is SHORTENING
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I was told it's not the water, it's cooking oil, I was told to rub it down everyday with the cooking oil, I never saw any difference, I asked an older man why wasn't it working, he asked what I was using, I told him crisco, he called me a dumbass, then told me crisco is SHORTENING Originally Posted by traveler_
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cum up to Illinois..I am on tour here and I swear I have not seen a dick bigger than 6 inches!! lol
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cum up to Illinois..I am on tour here and I swear I have not seen a dick bigger than 6 inches!! lol Originally Posted by DallasRain
Lol but the guys are super generous and also get very excited about bbbj!!! Lol I would prefer an Illinois guy regularly other than getting my guts beaten up consistently lol
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lol yep baby you are so spot on!

I did find that these midwest boys are so much kinkier than them Louisiana boys! lol
{But I still do luv Louisiana boys!}
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What do you ladies consider blessed, I think I'm average but have been told slightly above average. I don't see enough dick to know what average is in real world terms. I know scientifically 4.5 to 5 inches is average. But I've never really measured either.
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Omg I think I am hooked lol because I continue to come back!!!
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What do you ladies consider blessed, I think I'm average but have been told slightly above average. I don't see enough dick to know what average is in real world terms. I know scientifically 4.5 to 5 inches is average. But I've never really measured either. Originally Posted by Bikerjoe337
Sweetie consider yourself one of the LUCKY ones
I don't think the 5 x 4.5 is average I think that's definitely small. When I was younger before internet, average used to be 6-8. I think that's true. I think anything under 7 is on the smaller side, above 7 larger side. Below 6 no doubt small, above 8 massive.

I had an interesting convo with a provider the other day. Shes got an elite coochie btw, one of the best, not sharing. She says she hears that a lot lol. She likes big ones but some big ones hurt her, some feel really good. She says most guys in the hobby are small but they are bigger down here, in this area. Shes even come across few micro penises.

I usually take what I hear from providers with a grain of salt because they have to sell the allure and all that, its a business. But I'm beyond that stage with her, shes know I'm a reg regardless until I fuck it up somehow.

Judging from armature porn most guys fit in around 6-8. The whoppers seem to be even among all races besides Asians, never seen a big Asian one. Cant remember even seeing an average Asian one and I'm a porn addict.

Anyway rock what you got, can't make it bigger anyway so why sweat it
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...Anyway rock what you got, can't make it bigger anyway so why sweat it... Originally Posted by radio109
Until Now!!! Like Tosh says in the video. "A cure for small dick disease!" LOL!!!

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I've tried this one. My dick now benches 280.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kswXPlVzytA
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Seriously al..my quest to find a lively anything since bannafication and weight lifting with your pecker? Well I already got warning so I'm gonna say LET'S start another thread. Lol. I'm thinking truth or dare? I know but it could be fun. Or could suk. P won't let me get those funny Mandels to help have fun..slim Pickens but I have faith that funny people will like skny. P..nic...idk..but the others are grumpy. And I don't wanna get all screaming and banned...again. FIRST DAY! LOL...SO COME LET'S THINK OF A GOOD THREAD.. U GO FIRST. XOXO ANNIE
LOL I wish Bundy, I fucking wish.

If you're fat losing weight will make it a little longer. I know that for a fact. But I'd rather be fat and happy lol.

I'm happy with mine though, eh could have been worse.