Why I like reviews and why providers don’t like them

elghund's Avatar
He’s big mad bc she told him to park at the gym and she will walk down there, and we’ll go store. She don’t like all the noise and racket outside her apt at 1am. He didn’t listen to her and parked in front of the neighbors house while he waited for her. He said he can park wherever he wants and then he went off saying to go let N word (hate that word) DFK me (actually using the initials like he studied icky board’s vernacular). And that he’s seen her so many times and all he gets is a little tongue and all the N words get DFK (again, actually saying the initials lol). Mind you the neighbors are a nice retired AA couple. I’m sure they loved hearing that and him peeling out like a mad man. So like you came for your appointment just to make a scene outside and never do the appointment? Good to know you racist lunatic. You probably weren’t aware I was inside in the living room Originally Posted by Naughty.Nikki
Normally I’m all for giving back during the holiday season but that would be a total waste. He let Anna K rob him like 3x before he said he was done. Also, we don’t need to help/encourage his behavior at 1am in a residential neighborhood. He had an entire meltdown like a nasty racist toddler all over a stupid review. Originally Posted by Naughty.Nikki


Nikki with the knockout!


elg…..
change2chance's Avatar
Normally I’m all for giving back during the holiday season but that would be a total waste. He let Anna K rob him like 3x before he said he was done. Also, we don’t need to help/encourage his behavior at 1am in a residential neighborhood. He had an entire meltdown like a nasty racist toddler all over a stupid review. Originally Posted by Naughty.Nikki
As someone who works 2/3 jobs nothing is more important than sleep(Empathizing). 1 am is nasty work and I am shocked when I see providers or hear about clients trying to reach out that late but maybe that's my age talking(Depends on the scenario too)lmao @Nikki thanks for the skinny. I figured i'd struck a nerve somewhere...this isn't the 1st time and won't be the last time.I hope to see you soon at some point
Naughty.Nikki's Avatar
Phew girl. I still gotta pack for Italy tomorrow
elghund's Avatar
Cue the non stop cop threats from him now. Too bad you can’t post screenshots here. He has only sent 20 or so racist messages about the reviewer. Several others about Elg, Chance and purdy. Who is purdy btw, and 50 or so threats he’s showing up with the cops. Funny he can send 100 messages non stop but can’t log in & confront my posts like a man. Keyboard warrior/cop caller racist Originally Posted by Naughty.Nikki
You should have read a few of the PM’s he sent me…….the guy is a nut case.

elg…..
Naughty.Nikki's Avatar
You should have read a few of the PM’s he sent me…….the guy is a nut case.

elg….. Originally Posted by elghund
I’ve heard about them. Funny thing is he has no idea he’s pm-ing AA members
Handsomelake84's Avatar
Ok, I’ll be a man. I’ll say the same shit, to this one, just like when Anna K called me a racist. I’ve friends of all backgrounds and skin tones. They’ll say me and my twin can say stuff in anger and jealousy, but are not racist. This women can say it, it doesn’t make it true. Anna got a text from one friend telling her as much. Nikki said some truths, some not. But really, most of you can talk all the shot you want with this women, but please don’t call me a nut case, it makes me cry on my pillow. I can’t find a single text where I mentioned the cops, Nikki, have Lexi send me one, you claim there are many
Handsomelake84's Avatar
I can forward before, guys, on IG, feel free to ask them anything.
Naughty.Nikki's Avatar
Ask and you shall receive! Gentlemen I will quickly switch to twitter so as not to get banned but wait til you get a load of these UNHINGED RACIST & COPS messages!! Dude has been going off since 1:11am last night. That’s over 12hrs? Do you not sleep??
Handsomelake84's Avatar
*I came forward before
Gdubya110's Avatar
The old “evil twin” schtick…. If your mouth says it, or your fingers type it, you own it. Don’t pawn it off on your Snuffalufapus.
Naughty.Nikki's Avatar
The old “evil twin” schtick…. If your mouth says it, or your fingers type it, you own it. Don’t pawn it off on your Snuffalufapus. Originally Posted by Gdubya110
He denies it 10x in the messages but then says I did say the N word, I don’t care. Proof is in the pudding!
BlondeLexi's Avatar
Let’s take the temperature down a bit..

I see people of all races and backgrounds as along as they screen properly, respectful to my boundaries and rules, hygienic, kind, and aren’t Dolphins fans. I also do not tolerate racial slurs.

When visiting my incall, it’s ‘my way or the 33 highway’. I make the rules on parking and when to approach. There’s a rhyme and reason behind my parking instructions. You have no say.

Reviews aka M4M fanfiction remove my consent with all the alphabet soup jargon. For example, let’s say a dude writes a review on me including that we passionately kissed. Now every dude after that will expect kissing bc “that’s what I read in your M4M fanfi”. Let’s say the next guy comes in right after finishing his 1st pack of Marlboros of the day, or has a rotted tooth, a bad case of gingivitis or a cavity (yes, I can smell them) will not be getting my tongue down his throat if I’m ready to throw up at the smell coming out. So this leads to us both annoyed. I do kiss with mild tongue action but I find it repulsive with someone’s whole tongue shoved deep in the back of my throat. So gross-I’m a super germophobe and get skeeved out at the slightest. Light, sensual kissing with someone who has a clean mouth works best for me- but sometimes I just don’t feel like kissing. Sheesh. I can’t believe this all erupted over kissing details found in reviews of me.

It is extremely difficult to replicate the same experience for every client when they all have different bodies, preferences, skill levels and expectations. Every encounter is individualized for the sake of not being robotic, and that’s also how you build deeper connections. It’s impossible to get along and sync with every individual we meet so sometimes it’s just not a right fit. Do you get along with every colleague, business partner, owner, or peer that you work/worked with? I didn’t think so, and therefore we must accept that sometimes we simply won’t vibe together, and that’s okay!!! Come in with an open mind and leave the checklist at home..
BlondeLexi's Avatar
I believe in review for review. Since reviews are subjective, I see no harm in preemptively informing the ladies of what to expect. My low level of tolerance may be someone else’s kink. If providers started writing reviews on clients, review culture would cease faster than a 70 yr old man’s erection at the sight of a condom.

The only person I’ve ever seen with actual smegma on his little peepee is on this board. That is someone who doesn’t wash, ever. No penis should ever look slimy with white chunks around it. I am traumatized for the rest of my life. He has probably never stretched out his flaccid dick in the shower to get every nook and cranny, and between the folds. I privately messaged a provider about him, and she already knew bc she saw him once. Soooo why can’t we publicly let providers know about these subjective reviews??? Just bc we don’t like smegma, another provider might. We need to help out the community.

I told that man immediately that he probably just paid the most he’ll ever pay to sit and just chat for an hour with someone. He wasn’t picking up what I was putting down , until I went full on, “the floor is lava” game and became super glued to the desk chair across from the bed he was laying on.
lilylivered's Avatar
Reviews to me are to see if she is real
See is she has a safe clean incall
attitude and services
But these are just guidelines
Of course a girl is going to treat people differently
Been working fine for me for many dates
Plus I will ask her if she wants a review before I do one
I have PA for the next 5 years I think... lol

Edit
Just looked 12-10-29
Not like I need to do a review
JONBALLS's Avatar
your a very good client 5 star