Advice On How To Get Laid

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Yes cone on an escort site and talk about how you don't need the site. I see the since in that
Thats interesting...and it seems feasible. You should give your lady a HIGH-5 and a chest bump for being realistic and understanding. Originally Posted by Richard Fitzwell
She gets some side dick also. We still love each other, we just don't have a lot of spark left in he bedroom.
This thread should be re-named
"Advice on how to get on several providers' block/ignore/dns lists."
Lmao
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  • Lia88
  • 10-15-2018, 10:55 PM
Yes Someone needs to keep this thread going so the OP will always be remembered lololol
This is an interesting thread. I recently got on a few dating sites, myself, and have nothing but fake profiles and spammers message me. If the profile looks like a real person and not a pro model, then it's completely blank or has gibberish as its content. What areas are you guys looking in?

That's actually how I ended up on this site in the first place (looking for ladies online). I've never had luck with any dating site ever and just did it in person. Originally Posted by blueeyeswide
Sounds like youre on pof, ive never really had any luck on there, i dont know what it is honestly. the chicks just suck on there.. even when you see them on other sites they just seem to behave differently on pof. i have friends that love it, i cant stand that shithole

Tinder has worked the best for me. There are a lot of fakes but its a numbers games. Just match everyone and sort out the ones you dont want later. It takes practice just like everything but its worthwhile imo. real chicks arent going to message you first, youre going to have to put in work and be funny and interesting. the only chicks that will really message you first on a dating site are hookers or gay guys pretending to be female because they are lonely or scammers. if you arent getting matches on tinder redo your pics. the most common answers i get from chicks i fuck on there is. make sure you look like you are enjoying life in your pics. appear to have money. dont be creepy. i love being a creep and a perv but that shit dont fly on dating sites. its worked great for me taking the girls advice

Im in nashville and the girls are so easy here its almost stupid to pay for it but i still do because the skill level is sometimes better with hookers, well i mean the blowjobs are sometimes better. another huge factor for me is actually chasing pussy, i forgot how much i love the chase, it makes the sex better
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Yes cone on an escort site and talk about how you don't need the site. I see the since in that Originally Posted by yourdesire
Just had to quote this for the future.

Grammar is amazing
I like escort providers, period. We each know the deal. I figure half of each donation is for their services and half is for discrete privacy. One of my favorite movie lines is when Jack Reacher tells the girl he can't afford her and she says she's not a hooker, he tells her, "In that case, I REALLY can't afford you".
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can you used Tinder with a Laptop? or is it only available for Smartphones? i have a hobby TracFone flip phone, would that work?
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Beautiful young girls willing to hook up in exchange for support. Originally Posted by MrLatino
Until they change their minds, turn out to be only 17 and you go to jail for a long long time...


JK There's no underage pussy on the internet... Just like there's no sex in the Champagne room..





Please use a condom, whther u are paying for it or not. Maybe ESPECIALLY if not (DUH)
That's just sick... anyways..



It seems to me no secret that MOST hetero women , and even many homos, are willing to"hook up in exchange for support", on some level or circumstance. .. whether they are just freelancing or a small business owner

The money, like the pussy, is just one form of energy. ..


Sugar dating is when you like each other AND you pay (imo) but there's a lot of gray area..

And yes many women are happy to trade for a meal or bag of weed... or a diamond ring, or to have the light bill paid... c'est la vie



its kinda sad we've all our sensuality commodified and now have to buy it back from one another..



SO advice on getting Laid: Just be nice and it can take you marvelous places Also, good oral hygiene is a winner.