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EXACTLY!!!! And when you tell em to get their ass in the kitchen to make u a sammich after you work up an appetite using em as your personal fuck toy, they’ll go in the kitchen and make you sammich, but then they end up eating it!!!

It’s best to find a smaller one who tries to avoid carbs. JFS! Originally Posted by ZantannaParella

OMG! Im dying. You funny girl. You sound awesome

I am funny AF! And thanks. And if I come across or sound awesome, it’s probably because I am. :-). Just keeping it real. Lmao

You ARE awesome.

Now go make me a sammich.

Oh honey. I don’t do that but I’m sure grub hub or Uber eats might be able to help u out